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They named him Donny lol

Second orange alligator spotted in Carolinas

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Sorry, can't read the whole article because I keep getting hung up on this part: "The makers of the We-Vibe, a line of vibrators that can be paired with an app for remote-controlled use...."

Remote-controlled use. Remote-controlled use, y'all.
These things [remote-controlled vibrators] are all the rage with chicas my age.
 
How the hell do you get suspended with pay after doing that? I've never been into sticking my junk in a hotdog bun - but for a paid vacation I might need to reconsider.
Plus it's Idaho so his ~$40,000 a year salary is like the "Gotta love that exchange rate!" scene in Eurotrip where their pocket change is enough to book them a night's stay in a 5-star hotel.
 
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