Random / Weird News Stories

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

Jerry Sandusky's son, Jeffrey, arrested for child abuse . .

http://nbc4i.com/2017/02/13/jerry-sanduskys-son-arrested-accused-of-sexually-assaulting-a-child/

Saw that one. The diddler doesn't fall far from the tree. Granted, this was with girls instead of boys.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Need more info on this remarkable deer.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Somebody has run afowl of the law

 

[tarheel0910]

Somebody has run afowl of the law

LOL. So he stole a tractor so he could steal something else? Awesome.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

They named him Donny lol

Second orange alligator spotted in Carolinas

 

[Raising Heel]

Albuquerque police on Tuesday released police lapel camera footage of a sobriety test of a suspect who was arrested after she kept doing cartwheels during the test.

https://www.abqjournal.com/954330/police-release-video-of-womans-cartwheels-during-dwi-stop.html

ETA:

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

No good deed goes unpunished

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

No good deed goes unpunished

No surprise this sex crime occurred in Sandusky

 

[Raising Heel]

No good deed goes unpunished

She should be given a medal, not arrested.

 

[KramerDishDawg84]

She should be given a medal, not arrested.

Notice where this took place. What is it about that name?

 

[TarHeelMark]

Juiced up and sloppy...

 

[Raising Heel]

 

[TarHeelMark]

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Moo U west?

 

[tarheel0910]

http://www.tvnewsstorytellers.com/video-reporter-doesnt-know-his-mos-interview-is-adrian-peterson/

 

[TarHeelNation11]

No good deed goes unpunished

Would.

 

[Raising Heel]

 

[TarHeelNation11]

LOL wtffff. Russians are so weird

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

That is epic.

 

[TarHeelMark]

How 'bout some more dumb criminal news...

http://michaelbaisden.com/serial-sex-offended-unmasked-brave-hotel-worker-tried-attack/

 

[tarheel0910]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/miami-lawyers-pants-burst-flame-112540565.html

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Maybe Kellyanne was right.

 

[Raising Heel]

Maybe Kellyanne was right.

Sorry, can't read the whole article because I keep getting hung up on this part: "The makers of the We-Vibe, a line of vibrators that can be paired with an app for remote-controlled use...."

Remote-controlled use. Remote-controlled use, y'all.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Court case decided by Oxford comma.

 

[UNC71-00]

Maybe Kellyanne was right.

Damn

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Sorry, can't read the whole article because I keep getting hung up on this part: "The makers of the We-Vibe, a line of vibrators that can be paired with an app for remote-controlled use...."

Remote-controlled use. Remote-controlled use, y'all.

These things [remote-controlled vibrators] are all the rage with chicas my age.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

This is a few years old, but I'd never heard it. A guy tried to steal a 44-foot sailboat by pulling it while swimming.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/19/phillip-beach-sailboat-thief_n_1897122.html

 

[tarheel0910]

I'm tired of these mother f**king snakes on this mother f**cking plane.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/snoozing-s...ign=rss-related&utm_content=/rss/yahoous/news

 

[TarHeelNation11]

LOL (and LOL at the comments)

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

LOL (and LOL at the comments)

How the hell do you get suspended with pay after doing that? I've never been into sticking my junk in a hotdog bun - but for a paid vacation I might need to reconsider.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

How the hell do you get suspended with pay after doing that? I've never been into sticking my junk in a hotdog bun - but for a paid vacation I might need to reconsider.

Plus it's Idaho so his ~$40,000 a year salary is like the "Gotta love that exchange rate!" scene in Eurotrip where their pocket change is enough to book them a night's stay in a 5-star hotel.

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

Plus it's Idaho so his ~$40,000 a year salary is like the "Gotta love that exchange rate!" scene in Eurotrip where their pocket change is enough to book them a night's stay in a 5-star hotel.

 

[Raising Heel]

LOL (and LOL at the comments)

What kind of nation do we live in when a grown man can't even put his penis between two pieces of bread? Sad.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

What kind of nation do we live in when a grown man can't even put his penis between two pieces of bread? Sad.

If [in] the bun [it] don't fit, you must acquit.

 

[Raising Heel]

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

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Lol that is awesome. Brought his chair, table, bedroom slippers, and don't forget the syrup. Dude came prepared.

 

[Raising Heel]

Same way my mom dealt with family vacations

 

[Raising Heel]

Hobby-horsing is the bizarre new trend sweeping Scandinavia

http://m.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11830704

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Hobby-horsing is the bizarre new trend sweeping Scandinavia

http://m.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11830704

lol

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Couple attacked with hammer at gas station for having 'fancy' boat

 

[prlyles]

Girl found living with monkeys

http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/girl-found-living-with-monkeys-in-indian-forest/