Superlatives - Who is the best on this board?

[ticket2ride04]

I need to know more about you guys. I'm sure some of this is well-known but maybe we uncover some interesting facts:

Who is the smartest?

Who is the handsomenest?

Who is the tallest?

Who is the shortest?

Who is the youngest?

Who is the oldest?

Who has the hottest wife?

Who is the best fighter?

What kind of vehicle do you drive?

How many countries have you visited?

Mayo or miracle whip?

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

You should check out the roast me thread for answers to a lot of your questions: https://northcarolina.forums.rivals.com/threads/roast-me.41556/

If I had to guess, @BillyL would be the oldest and @carolinablue34 the youngest.

I've visited 4 countries outside of the US.

I wouldn't touch mayo or miracle whip with a ten foot pole.

 

[heelbent]

I don't have a clue about most of these but @JuleZ '02 HEEL is one pretty, pretty man.

I drive a truck. When I drive. Which isn't often.

Mayo, but it's not a big deal here.

 

[heelz2345]

Smartest: I'd say around here that's like picking the tallest midget.

Handsomenest: See smartest.

Tallest: One of these midgets on here. I'm 6 feet even

Shortest: Of the poasters I've met, I think @TarHeelNation11 is the shortest, but he's not necessarily the shortest overall.

Youngest: I'm one of the youngest, but if memory serves, it's probably @carolinablue34.

Oldest: I would guess @BillyL, don't know for sure.

Hottest Wife: Not me.

Best Fighter: See smartest.

Vehicle: Chevy Impala.

Countries: USA (and the Virgin Island territory), British Virgin Islands, All the country pavilions in Epcot.

Mayo or miracle whip? Pass.

 

[coolwaterunc]

Who is the smartest?
coolwaterunc

Who is the handsomenest?
coolwaterunc

Who is the tallest?
coolwaterunc

Who is the shortest?
not coolwaterunc

Who is the youngest?
not coolwaterunc

Who is the oldest?
@BillyL

Who has the hottest wife?
Dammit

Who is the best fighter?
@heelmanwilm, if it's a tourist in Wilmington

What kind of vehicle do you drive?
2013 Hyundai Elantra

How many countries have you visited?
USA, Mexico, Canada

Mayo or miracle whip?
Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise

 

[ticket2ride04]

@bluetoe do you poast here?

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

@bluetoe do you poast here?

No, but his brother Camel does.

 

[heelz2345]

No, but his brother Camel does.

 

[ticket2ride04]

No, but his brother Camel does.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Smartest: I'd say around here that's like picking the tallest midget.

Handsomenest: See smartest.

Tallest: One of these midgets on here. I'm 6 feet even

Shortest: Of the poasters I've met, I think @TarHeelNation11 is the shortest, but he's not necessarily the shortest overall.

Youngest: I'm one of the youngest, but if memory serves, it's probably @carolinablue34.

Oldest: I would guess @BillyL, don't know for sure.

Hottest Wife: Not me.

Best Fighter: See smartest.

Vehicle: Chevy Impala.

Countries: USA (and the Virgin Island territory), British Virgin Islands, All the country pavilions in Epcot.

Mayo or miracle whip? Pass.

I'm taller than you broo broo

 

[heelz2345]

I'm taller than you broo broo

You were? Alright, guess I was wrong.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

You were? Alright, guess I was wrong.

Oh I have no idea. I just said it with confidence like I believed it. I don't notice that kinda shit lol.

 

[heelz2345]

Oh I have no idea. I just said it with confidence like I believed it. I don't notice that kinda shit lol.

Haha dammit, well it worked, had me second guessing here.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Haha dammit, well it worked, had me second guessing here.

I'm 5'8" so I just assume everyone is taller than me.

 

[nctransplant]

I'm 5'8" so I just assume everyone is taller than me.

I'm in the 5'8" club damnit

 

[jcolucci]

I'm 5'8" so I just assume everyone is taller than me.

nope

 

[jcolucci]

i do drive a bad ass ride though 2010 Mercedes E63 AMG has 518hp just growls at idle and absolutely flies. I've had it up to about 140mph and it had plenty more to go

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

I don't have a clue about most of these but @JuleZ '02 HEEL is one pretty, pretty man.

I drive a truck. When I drive. Which isn't often.

Mayo, but it's not a big deal here.

 

[tarheel0910]

I'm 5'8" so I just assume everyone is taller than me.

nope

I'm in the 5'8" club damnit

 

[BillyL]

5'7.5" . . used to be 5'8", time and gravity over 63 years, so, I'm likely the shortest, unless Chick is shorter (?)

I'm not the oldest, I think either or both GrayHeel or GrillHeel have me by a couple.

There's a lot of smart guys on this board . . I've learned a few things from OOTB . . ,!

 

[tarheel0910]

There's a lot of smart guys on this board . . I've learned a few things from OOTB . . ,!

Hmm... I guess we don't read the same threads.

 

[heelz2345]

5'7.5" . . used to be 5'8", time and gravity over 63 years, so, I'm likely the shortest, unless Chick is shorter (?)

I'm not the oldest, I think either or both GrayHeel or GrillHeel have me by a couple.

There's a lot of smart guys on this board . . I've learned a few things from OOTB . . ,!

Oh yeah, not sure how tall Chick is. Strum, how tall are you?

Grill does have you by a couple, not a lot, but a couple.

 

[nctransplant]

That's me in the middle!

 

[gunslingerdick]

I need to know more about you guys. I'm sure some of this is well-known but maybe we uncover some interesting facts:

Who is the smartest?

Who is the handsomenest?

Who is the tallest?

Who is the shortest?

Who is the youngest?

Who is the oldest?

Who has the hottest wife?

Who is the best fighter?

What kind of vehicle do you drive?

How many countries have you visited?

Mayo or miracle whip?

What kind of shit superlatives are those? You've been away too long. Let me show you how we do things around here.

1 - Most likely to say something racist?

2 - Least likely to make an intelligent point?

3 - Least likely to "like" anything?

4 - Best avatar?

5 - Most likely to take something out of context?

6 - Most likely to be drunk while poasting?

7 - Most likely to spell poast incorrectly?

8 - Most likely to curse in a damn poast?

9 - Best gif poaster?

10 - Most likely to botch a "best restaurant" tournament?

 

[bluetoe]

@bluetoe do you poast here?

yes, but not frequently. I do check in most days just looking for opportunities to kibitz. Is it true what they're saying on the MB? I can hardly believe it if so. I suspect someone has strongly overreacted to something, and I voiced my opinion that they hold some bias against UNC fans, seeing as how I got the treatment recently over pretty much nothing.

EDIT. wrong board I guess, thought it was Blue Heaven. No my friend, I do not come here. My talents are already spread too thin, seeing as how they were thin to begin with.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

What kind of shit superlatives are those? You've been away too long. Let me show you how we do things around here.

1 - Most likely to say something racist?

2 - Least likely to make an intelligent point?

3 - Least likely to "like" anything?

4 - Best avatar?

5 - Most likely to take something out of context?

6 - Most likely to be drunk while poasting?

7 - Most likely to spell poast incorrectly?

8 - Most likely to curse in a damn poast?

9 - Best gif poaster?

10 - Most likely to botch a "best restaurant" tournament?

I fit most of those.

 

[BillyL]

#6. Bartender excluded right . . ?

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

1 - Most likely to say something racist?
Nuke
2 - Least likely to make an intelligent point?
Chick
3 - Least likely to "like" anything?
Mr. Lingerdick
4 - Best avatar?
Myself
5 - Most likely to take something out of context?
Strum
6 - Most likely to be drunk while poasting?
Toophly
7 - Most likely to spell poast incorrectly?
The Radarians
8 - Most likely to curse in a damn poast?
Toophly (probably as a result of #6)
9 - Best gif poaster?
Heelz usually drops some good ones.
10 - Most likely to botch a "best restaurant" tournament?
Everyone who ousted Mellow Mushroom.

 

[heelz2345]

1 - Most likely to say something racist?
Nuke
2 - Least likely to make an intelligent point?
Chick
3 - Least likely to "like" anything?
Mr. Lingerdick
4 - Best avatar?
Myself
5 - Most likely to take something out of context?
Strum
6 - Most likely to be drunk while poasting?
Toophly
7 - Most likely to spell poast incorrectly?
The Radarians
8 - Most likely to curse in a damn poast?
Toophly (probably as a result of #6)
9 - Best gif poaster?
Heelz usually drops some good ones.
10 - Most likely to botch a "best restaurant" tournament?
Everyone who ousted Mellow Mushroom.

Gonna agree with a number of those, but I would have cut off #10 after the word "Everyone"

 

[coolwaterunc]

There is a stronger likelihood of @notashelbyfan completing the movie tournament than @coryfly liking a poast.

 

[prlyles]

I need to know more about you guys. I'm sure some of this is well-known but maybe we uncover some interesting facts:

Who is the smartest?
No Idea

Who is the handsomenest?
No Idea

Who is the tallest?
No Idea

Who is the shortest?
No Idea

Who is the youngest?
No Idea

Who is the oldest?
I might be, I'll be 67 in September

Who has the hottest wife?
Me

Who is the best fighter?
No Idea

What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Ford truck

How many countries have you visited?
More than I want to list here. Something over 45

Mayo or miracle whip?
Dukes

 

[prlyles]

Let me try that again

Who is the smartest?
No Idea

Who is the handsomenest?
No Idea

Who is the tallest?
No Idea

Who is the shortest?
No Idea

Who is the youngest?
No Idea

Who is the oldest?
I might be, I'll be 67 in September

Who has the hottest wife?
Me

Who is the best fighter?
No Idea

What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Ford truck

How many countries have you visited?
More than I want to list here. Something over 45

Mayo or miracle whip?
Dukes

 

[BillyL]

I forgot that PRLyles was in the 60 club . . the world traveler that he is. 45 countries ? Wow

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Most likely to avoid Walmart? ^

 

[prlyles]

Most likely to avoid Walmart? ^

lol..

 

[ticket2ride04]

yes, but not frequently. I do check in most days just looking for opportunities to kibitz. Is it true what they're saying on the MB? I can hardly believe it if so. I suspect someone has strongly overreacted to something, and I voiced my opinion that they hold some bias against UNC fans, seeing as how I got the treatment recently over pretty much nothing.

EDIT. wrong board I guess, thought it was Blue Heaven. No my friend, I do not come here. My talents are already spread too thin, seeing as how they were thin to begin with.

I will remain mum on the subject other than to say I have riled up at least one of the moderators to a point where I may be in timeout forever. There are others who are lobbying on my behalf (thank you) but I am largely staying out of it.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

I will remain mum on the subject other than to say I have riled up at least one of the moderators to a point where I may be in timeout forever. There are others who are lobbying on my behalf (thank you) but I am largely staying out of it.

No one reads the main board on here except for @coryfly

 

[tazki]

Who is the smartest?
All the conservatives on this board

Who is the handsomenest?
No idea and don't care

Who is the tallest? 6'1 190

Who is the shortest?
No Idea and don't care

Who is the youngest?
No Idea and don't care

Who is the oldest?
No idea. Maybe Mikeirby but never see him much anymore except some on the football and BB premium boards

Who has the hottest wife?
Divorced but running ass weekly

Who is the best fighter?
No Idea

What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Infiniti QX80

How many countries have you visited?
5

Mayo or miracle whip?
Dukes

32 prlyles,

 

[grillheel]

I think @BillyL may be right and I am the oldest. But I am also the smartest and most handsome so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

 

[UNC71-00]

I'm 5'8" so I just assume everyone is taller than me.

If you are 5'8" then I am 6'4"