Superlatives - Who is the best on this board?
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Most likely poaster to show up after years of being gone and irritate the piss out of everybody?
He died in the end. So if you're going to play the role, don't puss out at the hardest part.
6'0
2017 Chevy high country w/ duramax
Only the US
Most of the other question would be conceited answers by most
@ticket2ride04
Who is the smartest?
I don't know who it is, but I know who it's not.
Who is the handsomenest?
I seem to remember you poasting a picture of yourself and your wife on the main board a few years ago, and all the main boarders fawning (no homo) over it. So I'm gonna go with you, you cheeky bastard. Unless you actually meant handsome nest.
Who is the tallest?
No idea. I'm a hair shy of 6' 1". So maybe 6' 3/4"
Who is the shortest?
I have met @TarHeelNation11, @UNC71-00, @grillheel, @heelz2345, and @botate IRL. I'm taller than all of them so it's up to them to convince us they're not the winner here.
Who is the youngest?
Pretty sure it's @carolinablue34, although whatever happened to our little friend from across the pond @BlueKicks?
Who is the oldest?
@prlyles, which means he is the wisest. LOL.
Who has the hottest wife?
I still have 3 or 4 to go. Will let you know when I'm done.
Who is the best fighter?
The correct answer has already been given here: @heelmanwilm, especially when facing off against Wilmington tourists.
What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Silver 2003 Nissan Xterra, affectionately known as The Mule.
How many countries have you visited?
11: United States (duh), Canada, Mexico, Guatemala, Belize, El Salvador, Honduras, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Jamaica, Cuba
Mayo or miracle whip?
Sure.
Who is the smartest?
I don't know who it is, but I know who it's not.
Who is the handsomenest?
I seem to remember you poasting a picture of yourself and your wife on the main board a few years ago, and all the main boarders fawning (no homo) over it. So I'm gonna go with you, you cheeky bastard. Unless you actually meant handsome nest.
Who is the tallest?
No idea. I'm a hair shy of 6' 1". So maybe 6' 3/4"
Who is the shortest?
I have met @TarHeelNation11, @UNC71-00, @grillheel, @heelz2345, and @botate IRL. I'm taller than all of them so it's up to them to convince us they're not the winner here.
Who is the youngest?
Pretty sure it's @carolinablue34, although whatever happened to our little friend from across the pond @BlueKicks?
Who is the oldest?
@prlyles, which means he is the wisest. LOL.
Who has the hottest wife?
I still have 3 or 4 to go. Will let you know when I'm done.
Who is the best fighter?
The correct answer has already been given here: @heelmanwilm, especially when facing off against Wilmington tourists.
What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Silver 2003 Nissan Xterra, affectionately known as The Mule.
How many countries have you visited?
11: United States (duh), Canada, Mexico, Guatemala, Belize, El Salvador, Honduras, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Jamaica, Cuba
Mayo or miracle whip?
Sure.
But they tend to make you look better. I imagine it wasn't you they was checking out in the referred poast.
You'd be surprised. It got a little weird.But they tend to make you look better. I imagine it wasn't you they was checking out in the referred poast.
It has occurred to me that some poasters might have interpreted this as if I were talking about myself. I was actually trying suggest I'm banging your wives. Instead, you might have taken this to meant I suck at marriage, which I do. Self-own acknowledged.
For me it was your dad's wife.
Makes sense. Momma and Daddy had to put food on the table somehow.
Total sidebar, I've never understood the certain sub-sect of Southern drawl that pronounces "Daddy" as "Deddy." I know it happens (@strummingram) but I don't get it. To quote Homer Stokes in OBWAT, "THAT'S NOT MY CULTURE AND HERITAGE!"
There, there's your totally inappropriate subject matter quote for the day.
Same to me or same to @tarheel0910 ?
You've met mi madre so that may be crossing the line. Please advise so I know whether I should be offended or not.
Answering selectively:
Who is the smartest?
Who is the handsomenest?
Who is the tallest? and Who is the shortest?
Going to assume I'm neither at 5'9".
Who is the youngest?
By definition, @uncboy10, right?
Who is the oldest?
Who has the hottest wife?
Yours truly. Don't @ me.
What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Soccer mom SUV. ('10 Lexus RX450h)
How many countries have you visited?
7 - Mexico, Bahamas, UK, France, Italy, Haiti, India
Mayo or miracle whip?
Duke's
Who is the smartest?
Who is the handsomenest?
Who is the tallest? and Who is the shortest?
Going to assume I'm neither at 5'9".
Who is the youngest?
By definition, @uncboy10, right?
Who is the oldest?
Who has the hottest wife?
Yours truly. Don't @ me.
What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Soccer mom SUV. ('10 Lexus RX450h)
How many countries have you visited?
7 - Mexico, Bahamas, UK, France, Italy, Haiti, India
Mayo or miracle whip?
Duke's
Talkin' to you, amigo. I've been very clear about this subject. I would do horrible, filthy things to your mother. So would @UNC71-00. Probably at the same time. No seafood dinner, either.
Oh, well I must've been drunk when y'all were discussing that because I do not recall it.
I called my father "Dead-dee" when he was alive, and still do, when I refer to him. And, I say "Mama" when I am speaking to my mother. I refer to her as "Dixie" when I'm talking to my brother or his wife.
Totally boring side-story: My father had a nickname, that was his drunk alter-ego to my mom, brother and I. His drinking buddies called him "BC", his initials. When we say "BC" now, we're referring to the more animated, never-boring, usually-intoxicated man who was a complete pain in the ass back in the day, but the stories can be funny nowadays.
This pisses me off to no end to find she has been cheating on me. Word of caution, do not kiss her.
I thought you had to be 25 just to get in the building . .
When the hell did we start offering up Daycare here on OOTB . . ?
When the hell did we start offering up Daycare here on OOTB . . ?
This pisses me off to no end to find she has been cheating on me. Word of caution, do not kiss her.
This thread is a great example of the true tone of this board @ticket2ride04.
Bottom bunk in the Cobb County jail.
I just talked about double-teaming your mother and you're not even going to defend her honor? Son*, I am disappoint.
* See what I did there?
Um, I've got some bad news for you. He's not 22.
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I'm just gonna wait til next time I see you and key your car.
She's got the stamina of a 22 year old though.
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