The Condiment Tournament - Whisk Region Round of 32

[Raising Heel]

I don't care what anyone says, the Whisk Region is easily the most entertaining group in this tournament. Guacamole facing Tabasco? Hot Fudge versus Buffalo sauce? Hilarious! Voting starts now and will continue until some time early next week that I arbitrarily decide.

Copy/Paste for easy voting:

1. Yellow Mustard
8. Texas Pete

12. Hot Fudge
4. Buffalo Sauce

6. Cream Cheese
3. Jelly

10. Guacamole
2. Tabasco

 

[BillyL]

1. Yellow Mustard

12. Hot Fudge

3. Jelly

2. Tabasco

 

[tarheel0910]

Yellow Mustard

Buffalo Sauce

Jelly

Tabasco

 

[TarHeelMark]

1. Yellow Mustard

12. Hot Fudge

3. Jelly

2. Tabasco

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

1. Yellow Mustard
4. Buffalo Sauce
3. Jelly
10. Guacamole

 

[TarHeelNation11]

1. Yellow Mustard -- Mustard is the OG.

4. Buffalo Sauce -- buffalo sauce wins because chicken wings. If you don't like chicken wings, you're a gotdamn unAmerican.

6. Cream Cheese -- rumors that a lot of Jews are laying money on cream cheese because bagels. I'm following the money on this one.

10. Guacamole -- guacamole in the upset. I ate some last night and it touched me in all the right places.

 

[Raising Heel]

1. Yellow Mustard -- Mustard is the OG.

4. Buffalo Sauce -- buffalo sauce wins because chicken wings. If you don't like chicken wings, you're a gotdamn unAmerican.

6. Cream Cheese -- rumors that a lot of Jews are laying money on cream cheese because bagels. I'm following the money on this one.

10. Guacamole -- guacamole in the upset. I ate some last night and it touched me in all the right places.

Finally, someone makes the correct picks in this round. Buncha jelly-eating mother****ers up in here.

 

[cletusnow]

1. Yellow Mustard
4. Buffalo Sauce
3. Jelly
2. Tabasco

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Finally, someone makes the correct picks in this round. Buncha jelly-eating mother****ers up in here.

I like jelly (I think, or do I like jam?). But come on, cream cheese is the clear winner. Hello, morning bagels slathered in cream cheese? Cream cheese-based icing? Love it.

 

[Raising Heel]

I like jelly (I think, or do I like jam?). But come on, cream cheese is the clear winner. Hello, loaded baked potatoes? Tacos/fajitas/burritos/enchiladas/all the Mexican dishes that are the same ingredients, the tortilla is just folded differently? Love it.

You put cream cheese on baked potatoes?

 

[TarHeelNation11]

You put cream cheese on baked potatoes?

Damn. I got the threads mixed up lol. See edit.

 

[Raising Heel]

Damn. I got the threads mixed up lol. See edit.

Good edit, since cream cheese icing gets a shout out. Now I want carrot cake.

 

[heelz2345]

1. Yellow Mustard

4. Buffalo Sauce

3. Jelly

2. Tabasco

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Good edit, since cream cheese icing gets a shout out. Now I want carrot cake.

Or even just your basic "Funfetti" Pillsbury cake with cream cheese icing. Wantttt.

 

[TarHeelMark]

Jelly

Jelly

Jelly

Jelly

Jelly

Jelly

 

[BillyL]

PB & Jelly

Jelly filled donuts

Toast/Biscuit/Muffins w/ Jelly

Cream cheese and pepper jelly is to die for.

Cake

Ice cream


Blackberry jelly is my fave, apple and grape follow . .

 

[toophly1124]

8. Texas Pete

4. Buffalo Sauce

6. Cream Cheese

10. Guacamole

 

[coryfly]

1. Yellow Mustard -- Mustard is the OG.

4. Buffalo Sauce -- buffalo sauce wins because chicken wings. If you don't like chicken wings, you're a gotdamn unAmerican.

6. Cream Cheese -- rumors that a lot of Jews are laying money on cream cheese because bagels. I'm following the money on this one.

10. Guacamole -- guacamole in the upset. I ate some last night and it touched me in all the right places.

Those would be my votes if I wasn't doing what needs to be done because of the clear bias in this tourney.

Miracle Whip

Miracle Whip

Miracle Whip

Miracle Whip

 

[grillheel]

Yellow mustard
Buffalo sauce
Jelly
Tabasco

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Those would be my votes if I wasn't doing what needs to be done because of the clear bias in this tourney.

Miracle Whip

Miracle Whip

Miracle Whip

Miracle Whip

It's not even a hill that you're dying on -- it's like a mount of dirt in Nebraska.

 

[coryfly]

It's not even a hill that you're dying on -- it's like a mount of dirt in Nebraska.

Blasphemy.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

1. Yellow Mustard
12. Hot Fudge
3. Jelly
10. Guacamole

 

[coolwaterunc]

1. Yellow Mustard

4. Buffalo Sauce

6. Cream Cheese

2. Tabasco

 

[MWHeels]

1. Yellow Mustard

4. Buffalo Sauce

6. Cream Cheese

10. Guacamole

 

[nctransplant]

8. Texas Pete

12. Hot Fudge

3. Jelly

10. Guacamole

 

[toophly1124]

8. Texas Pete

We’ll die on this hill together brother.

 

[HookUNC75]

1. Yellow Mustard

12. Hot Fudge

6. Cream Cheese

10. Guacamole

 

[gunslingerdick]

1. Yellow Mustard
8. Texas Pete

12. Hot Fudge
4. Buffalo Sauce

6. Cream Cheese
3. Jelly

10. Guacamole
2. Tabasco

 

[tarheel0910]

We’ll die on this hill together brother.

I just can't get past Pete's lies. The guy tells me he's from Texas and then I find out he's from NC. Is he embarrassed of NC or something? He should have just been upfront with me.

 

[coolwaterunc]

I just can't get past Pete's lies. The guy tells me he's from Texas and then I find out he's from NC. Is he embarrassed of NC or something? He should have just been upfront with me.

Carolina Pete does have a nice ring to it. Should have went with that.

 

[Raising Heel]

The round was going straight chalk in the Whisk Region until Guacamole made a late push to force a tie with Tabasco. I entered their names in an online Randomizer. Guacamole won. Deal with it. Voting for the Sweet 16 begins tomorrow, if the good Lord's willing and the creeks don't rise.

 

[HookUNC75]

NM

 

[coolwaterunc]

Guacamole won.

Stop pissing me off.

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

I entered their names in an online Randomizer. Guacamole won. Deal with it.

Nice. That makes up for about 10% of that mayo botch from earlier.

 

[Raising Heel]

Nice. That makes up for about 10% of that mayo botch from earlier.

You mean the one where mayo was tied, but I hadn't voted, and then I voted? That one? Why do you hate democracy?

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

Why do you hate democracy?

Because democracy gave us Looney Toons and The Beatles

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Because democracy gave us Looney Toons and The Beatles

It did give us Chick-fil-A though

 

[gunslingerdick]

Because democracy gave us Looney Toons and The Beatles

It did give us Chick-fil-A though

That got me thinking...should we do a tournament of OOTB tournament winners? For example, CFA matches up against The Beatles and Yellow Mustard against Looney Tunes? That's pretty riveting stuff.

@notashelbyfan

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

That got me thinking...should we do a tournament of OOTB tournament winners? For example, CFA matches up against The Beatles and Yellow Mustard against Looney Tunes? That's pretty riveting stuff.

@notashelbyfan

And whatever happened to the OOTB Poasters Tournament? I was really looking forward to having all but one of us get really pissed off.

Don't take this as me volunteering to run the tournament, cuz that's not gonna happen. At least I'm up front about it unlike @notashelbyfan. Although on second thought, maybe I should run it, that way when I get ousted in the first round against someone stupid like @Heels Noir , I can tell myself it's because people didn't want to vote for the tournament organizer to prevent conflict of interest, as opposed to crying myself to sleep for months.

 

[Raising Heel]

Because democracy gave us Looney Toons and The Beatles

I fail to see the problem here.