The Condiment Tournament - Whisk Region Round of 64

[Raising Heel]

Voting is now open for the Whisk Region, which has some of the tournament's most intriguing matchups. Texas Pete against Sauerkraut? A1 Steak Sauce taking on Hot Fudge? Honey Mustard versus Guacamole? What kind of monster would make you choose between all these delicious items?! Me, that's who. Voting is open through Wednesday at noon.

Copy/Paste for easy voting:

1. Yellow Mustard
16. Chutney

8. Texas Pete
9. Sauerkraut

5. A1 Steak Sauce
12. Hot Fudge

4. Buffalo Sauce
13. Cholula

6. Cream Cheese
11. Margarine

3. Jelly
14. Miso

7. Honey Mustard
10. Guacamole

2. Tabasco
15. Chick-fil-A Sauce

 

[coolwaterunc]

1. Yellow Mustard

8. Texas Pete

12. Hot Fudge (nobody should even be using steak sauce)

4. Buffalo Sauce

6. Cream Cheese (Margarine????? Who the hell nominated that???)

3. Jelly

7. Honey Mustard

15. Chick-fil-A Sauce

 

[nctransplant]

1. Yellow Mustard

8. Texas Pete

12. Hot Fudge

4. Buffalo Sauce

6. Cream Cheese

3. Jelly

10. Guacamole

2. Tabasco

 

[toophly1124]

1. Yellow Mustard

8. Texas Pete

5. A1 Steak Sauce

4. Buffalo Sauce

6. Cream Cheese

3. Jelly

10. Guacamole

15. Chick-fil-A Sauce

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

1. Yellow Mustard
8. Texas Pete
12. Hot Fudge
4. Buffalo Sauce
6. Cream Cheese
3. Jelly
10. Guacamole
2. Tabasco

 

[TarHeelMark]

1. Yellow Mustard

8. Texas Pete

5. A1 Steak Sauce

13. Cholula

6. Cream Cheese

3. Jelly

7. Honey Mustard

15. Chick-fil-A Sauce

 

[HookUNC75]

1. Yellow Mustard

8. Texas Pete

12. Hot Fudge

4. Buffalo Sauce

6. Cream Cheese

3. Jelly

10. Guacamole

2. Tabasco

 

[BillyL]

1. Yellow Mustard

9. Sauerkraut

12. Hot Fudge

4. Buffalo Sauce

6. Cream Cheese

3. Jelly

7. Honey Mustard

2. Tabasco

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

1. Yellow Mustard

8. Texas Pete

5. A1 Steak Sauce

4. Buffalo Sauce

I would like both entries in the 6/11 matchup to die

3. Jelly

10. Guacamole

2. Tabasco

 

[uncboy10]

1. Yellow Mustard

8. Texas Pete

12. Hot Fudge - steak sauce is an abomination.

4. Buffalo Sauce

11. Margarine

14. Miso

7. Honey Mustard

15. Chick-fil-A Sauce

 

[heelz2345]

1. Yellow Mustard

8. Texas Pete

12. Hot Fudge

4. Buffalo Sauce

6. Cream Cheese

3. Jelly

10. Guacamole

15. Chick-fil-A Sauce

 

[UNCTarheel1984]

The Whisk Region:

1. Yellow Mustard
8. Texas Pete
5. A1 Steak Sauce
4. Buffalo Sauce
6. Cream Cheese
3. Jelly
10. Guacamole
15. Chick-fil-A Sauce

 

[MWHeels]

1. Yellow Mustard

9. Sauerkraut

12. Hot Fudge

4. Buffalo Sauce

6. Cream Cheese

3. Jelly

10. Guacamole

2. Tabasco

 

[coryfly]

1. Yellow Mustard-never heard of chutney.


8. Texas Pete


5. A1 Steak Sauce


4. Buffalo Sauce


6. Cream Cheese


3. Jelly



10. Guacamole

2. Tabasco

 

[TarHeelNation11]

1. Yellow Mustard -- once upon a time when I was younger and dumber, I didn't really like mustard. But now... damn, I love the stuff. Mustard on hot dogs is delightful. Chutney? Child please.

8. Texas Pete -- shout out to North Carolina Pete. Truth be told, I like Tabasco a bit better than Texas Pete, but TP got the more favorable matchup in this tourney. Them's the breaks.

12. Hot Fudge -- concur with @coolwaterunc that no one should be using steak sauce. Stop going to Golden Corral for your steaks you poors.

4. Buffalo Sauce -- Cholula kinda has always kinda somehow reminded me of sweaty people. Maybe it's the smell, I don't know. It's definitely the lamest of the three hot sauces in this tourney.

6. Cream Cheese -- cream cheese is delicious.

3. Jelly -- oh.... so I guess this is jelly and jam in the other region isn't jelly. Effing yankees.

7. Honey Mustard
10. Guacamole .............................................................................. I refuse to pick between these two. WTF? You're a friggin monster @Raising Heel. I abstain from voting on this one.

15. Chick-fil-A Sauce -- our chain restaurant tourney winner's special sauce. Real recognize real, my N-words.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

oh.... so I guess this is jelly and jam in the other region isn't jelly. Effing yankees.

Dude, you're from the South. You don't want to go around not knowing the difference between jam, jelly, and preserves. Do a little googling or something; it's not a good look.

 

[grillheel]

Yellow Mustard

Texas Pete

Hot Fudge

Buffalo Sauce

Margarine

Jelly

Honey Mustard

Tabasco

 

[tarheel0910]

Yellow Mustard

Texas Pete

A1 Steak Sauce

Buffalo Sauce

Margarine

Jelly

Honey Mustard

Chick-fil-A Sauce

 

[gunslingerdick]

1. Yellow Mustard
16. Chutney

8. Texas Pete
9. Sauerkraut

5. A1 Steak Sauce
12. Hot Fudge

4. Buffalo Sauce
13. Cholula

6. Cream Cheese
11. Margarine

3. Jelly
14. Miso

7. Honey Mustard
10. Guacamole

2. Tabasco
15. Chick-fil-A Sauce

 

[notashelbyfan]

1. Yellow Mustard

8. Texas Pete

5. A1 Steak Sauce

4. Buffalo Sauce

6. Cream Cheese


3. Jelly

7. Honey Mustard

2. Tabasco

 

[cletusnow]

1. Yellow Mustard

9. Sauerkraut

5. A1 Steak Sauce

4. Buffalo Sauce

6. Cream Cheese

3. Jelly

7. Honey Mustard

2. Tabasco

 

[Raising Heel]

This is serious business.

 

[Raising Heel]

1. Yellow Mustard

8. Texas Pete

12. Hot Fudge

4. Buffalo Sauce

6. Cream Cheese

3. Jelly

10. Guacamole

2. Tabasco

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Wow........... Tabasco is going to beat Chick-fil-A sauce. I'm speakless.

 

[tarheel0910]

Wow........... Tabasco is going to beat Chick-fil-A sauce. I'm speakless.

There's still time to create multiple accounts to vote.

 

[Raising Heel]

There's still time to create multiple accounts to vote.

...in less than 3 minutes. Good luck.

 

[Raising Heel]

The results are in.

Like the Spatula Region, the Whisk Region was mostly higher-seeded condiments beating the Chick-fil-A sauce out of their overmatched competition. The exceptions were at-large 12-seed Hot Fudge, which won a principled victory over A1 Steak Sauce, and 10-seed Guacamole.

Results are below with the number of votes appearing to the right of each condiment. Voting for the Round of 32 will begin later this week.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

the Whisk Region was mostly higher-seeded condiments beating the Chick-fil-A sauce out of their overmatched competition. The exceptions were at-large 12-seed Hot Fudge, which won a principled victory over A1 Steak Sauce, and 10-seed Guacamole.

Die.