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My house. Nobody. Nothing.Where are you? Who are you with? What are you doing?s.
FYI - this was whited out in his poast.The first one of you to mention my mom, or fat chicks, or any other stupid sexual reference is getting permanently put on ignore. I'm completely serious..
Kenan Stadium withWhere are you? Who are you with? What are you doing?
FYI the like is for #2. I like going places I've never been, but F the airport part.1. Sitting in an airport waiting to go somewhere I've never been
2. Sitting and staring out at Silver Lake in Ocracoke.
I'm gonna borrow this part of your answer for sure. After Gio's punt return I was so happy I hugged and was hugged by about a dozen strangers lol.In terms of pure unbridled excitement, it's hard to beat the times I've been on hand to enjoy a Carolina victory for a championship or when we beat Duke or sometimes State depending on circumstance (What up, Gio?)
(you forgot the like tho)FYI the like is for #2. I like going places I've never been, but F the airport part.
(you forgot the like tho)
Ain't it the truth?Man I miss mom
I mean, you are kind of a prick if you don't say spending time with your wife and kids so that shouldn't even be an option.
Besides that it is golf by a mile over anything else though.
At first I thought you just stated that you like to tell jokes. The first line in your joke made me think you was about to say something about your sisters. First reaction was, man they oldWhen I'm poasting 5 star jokes . .
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?'
The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see.'
She starts up the stairs and pauses 'Was I going up the stairs or down?
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood...' She then yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door.'
When I'm poasting 5 star jokes . .
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?'
The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see.'
She starts up the stairs and pauses 'Was I going up the stairs or down?
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood...' She then yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door.'
Let us know when you do.When I'm poasting 5 star jokes . .'
Or by simply wishing you were somewhere other than the Rutgers campus(es)A recent study out of Rutgers University suggests that you can ward off stress by taking a few seconds to recall a happy memory or positive experience.
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41562-017-0093
Nice family, What river is that?5 star thread.
My answer:
On the river with the fam.
Next Sunday kicks off river season for us. Looking forward to it very much.
If not for the context you provided, I would've captioned this picture as:5 star thread.
Nice family, What river is that?
If not for the context you provided, I would've captioned this picture as:
"Targets acquired."
Lol alright, duly noted.Look, nobody appreciates running a joke into the ground more than I do. I get it, the relentlessness becomes the joke. I'd have probably chuckled had it not been pics of my kids. That's probably an opportunity for a heckle that you should have passed on.
Ever do the New River? Great smallmouth fishing.The first two pics are of the Cowpasture River in Alleghany/Bath Co, VA. The third pic is the James River just 3-5 miles from my house in Lynchburg and the last one is on Craig Creek in Botetourt Co, VA. We have a spot on the river up there. We'll hit all those this summer as well as a couple more. Fish, float, skip rocks, catch crawdads and drink beer are the regularly scheduled activities.
Look, nobody appreciates running a joke into the ground more than I do. I get it, the relentlessness becomes the joke. I'd have probably chuckled had it not been pics of my kids. That's probably an opportunity for a heckle that you should have passed on.
Ever do the New River? Great smallmouth fishing.