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When are you happiest?

Raising Heel

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A van down by the river
Where are you? Who are you with? What are you doing?







The first one of you to mention my mom, or fat chicks, or any other stupid sexual reference is getting permanently put on ignore. I'm completely serious.
 
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Oh damn. That's a tough one to nail down.

I am happiest when I am with wife and kids. Location doesn't matter too much. And activity would be playing some sort of game and it could be any sort of game. Last year we entertained ourselves sitting at the beach for hours on end by putting a shell on the sand as the tide was coming in and then guessing how long it would take for water to hit the shell.
 
Damn, gotta get all introspective on a Friday morning.

In terms of pure unbridled excitement, it's hard to beat the times I've been on hand to enjoy a Carolina victory for a championship or when we beat Duke or sometimes State depending on circumstance (What up, Gio?)

If you mean more contented memories, I love being with my friends and family, just hanging out, having a good time. Preferably near the water or in Chapel Hill, but that is secondary to just having good company.

On a personal level, I'm probably happiest when I feel closest to my creative and entertaining side. Whether that's being in a play, doing standup, writing, watching movies and television, reading, listening to or performing music, anything like that is when I really feel happiest, because I feel like I'm doing what I really love to do.
 
1. With my wife and the girls, when the little ones are happy/excited. When they are grinning and laughing everything else melts away.

1a. Offshore on a sailboat, completely unplugged, with nothing to do but sail, watch the ocean, read, rest, etc.

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In terms of pure unbridled excitement, it's hard to beat the times I've been on hand to enjoy a Carolina victory for a championship or when we beat Duke or sometimes State depending on circumstance (What up, Gio?)
I'm gonna borrow this part of your answer for sure. After Gio's punt return I was so happy I hugged and was hugged by about a dozen strangers lol.

I also love spending time in the great outdoors. It can be alone or with others as long as I'm still allowed to appreciate nature's wonder. For example, sharing a trail with a group of loud, obnoxious hikers ruins the experience for me. On the other hand, relaxed conversation around a crackling campfire with a drink in hand is basically heaven.

Last summer I was kayaking on Kejimkujik Lake in a heavy rainstorm. I remember getting a big smile on my face because despite (or maybe because of) the bad weather, it was very peaceful and I was the only person on the water. Sometimes moments like that make it feel like everything is right with the world.
 
I mean, you are kind of a prick if you don't say spending time with your wife and kids so that shouldn't even be an option.

Besides that it is golf by a mile over anything else though.

So if you take out the wife and kids, my answer would be:

At a really good outdoor concert with a friend or in a casino with my brother or on a ski slope solo or with a friend
 
When I'm poasting 5 star jokes . .


Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?'

The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see.'
She starts up the stairs and pauses 'Was I going up the stairs or down?

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood...' She then yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door.'
 
When I'm poasting 5 star jokes . .


Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?'

The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see.'
She starts up the stairs and pauses 'Was I going up the stairs or down?

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood...' She then yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door.'
At first I thought you just stated that you like to tell jokes. The first line in your joke made me think you was about to say something about your sisters. First reaction was, man they old
 
When I'm poasting 5 star jokes . .


Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?'

The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see.'
She starts up the stairs and pauses 'Was I going up the stairs or down?

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood...' She then yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door.'

Would work here as well....
https://northcarolina.forums.rivals.com/threads/and-now-terrible-jokes.8472/
 
Nice family, What river is that?

The first two pics are of the Cowpasture River in Alleghany/Bath Co, VA. The third pic is the James River just 3-5 miles from my house in Lynchburg and the last one is on Craig Creek in Botetourt Co, VA. We have a spot on the river up there. We'll hit all those this summer as well as a couple more. Fish, float, skip rocks, catch crawdads and drink beer are the regularly scheduled activities.

If not for the context you provided, I would've captioned this picture as:

"Targets acquired."

Look, nobody appreciates running a joke into the ground more than I do. I get it, the relentlessness becomes the joke. I'd have probably chuckled had it not been pics of my kids. That's probably an opportunity for a heckle that you should have passed on.
 
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The first two pics are of the Cowpasture River in Alleghany/Bath Co, VA. The third pic is the James River just 3-5 miles from my house in Lynchburg and the last one is on Craig Creek in Botetourt Co, VA. We have a spot on the river up there. We'll hit all those this summer as well as a couple more. Fish, float, skip rocks, catch crawdads and drink beer are the regularly scheduled activities.



Look, nobody appreciates running a joke into the ground more than I do. I get it, the relentlessness becomes the joke. I'd have probably chuckled had it not been pics of my kids. That's probably an opportunity for a heckle that you should have passed on.
Ever do the New River? Great smallmouth fishing.
 
Ever do the New River? Great smallmouth fishing.

Surprisingly, no.

Smallies are usually what we're looking to catch in all above mentioned rivers as well as any others we float (Maury, Tye,) except for the Cowpasture. That river has some massive muskies and when there, we're hunting for those. I have to look around for a pic I have of a buddy of mine with a Muskie of epic proportions that he caught right off his dock. It's absurdly large. I'll poast it when I find it. I know the New has good Muskie fishing as well. We might have to plan a float there this summer.
 
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