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Fletch:
Thank God...the police.
He is actually six-five, with the afro, six-nine.
I'm a shepherd. (great whenever somebody asks what you do, especially car salesmen)
Look, defenseless babies!
I am, actually, but I don't see what this has to do with my poast.
"It ain't got no gas in it" Carl-Slingblade
Yep or one about the fried taters and mustard biscuits lol. I should know the movie by heart but I don't. I reckon I should work on that.If I go with a Slingblade quote I'll either go with something regarding "fried potatoes" or "I'm fixing to kill you."
It's gotta be tough to use some of these quotes often during everyday conversations... SMH.
tl;drI loved Sling Blade:
Karl: Just 'cause I ain't gonna be around no more, maybe, don't mean that I don't care for you.
Frank: I care 'bout you too, but you'll be around. Don't say that.
Karl: Doesn't matter where I was to be. We'll always be friends. You and me made friends right off the bat. Don't nobody ever change that. I kindly want to put my arm around you, then I'm gonna get up out of here and leave.
Karl: I don't reckon you have to go with women to be a good daddy to a boy. You been real square-dealin' with me. The Bible says two men ought not lay together. But I don't reckon the Good Lord would send anybody like you to Hades. That Frank, he lives inside of his own heart. That's an awful big place to live in. You take good care of that boy.
Karl: I love you, boy.
Vaughan Cunningham: You always seem to be deep in thought. Tell me, what are you thinking right now?
Karl: I was thinkin', I'm gonna take me some of these taters home with me.
Vaughan Cunningham: How about before that?
Karl: Well, let me think... I was thinkin' I could use me another couple cans'o that potted meat if ya got any extree.
Doyle: What'cha doin' with that lawn mower blade Karl?
Karl: I aim to kill you with it.
Frank: You ever have any brothers or sisters growing up?
Karl Childers: I had one there for a little while. But, uh, it didn't get old enough for me to play with it.
Frank: Why not? It die?
Karl Childers: Yes, Sir.
Frank: Why?
Karl Childers: It got born too early. My mother and father made it come out too early some how or other.
Frank: So it died when it came out?
Karl Childers: My daddy came out to the shed and got me. He said, "Here, take this and throw it away", and he handed me a towel with something or another in it. Well I started for that barrel and I opened up the towel 'cause there was a noise. Something a-moving around in there. The towel was all bloody-like all around it there. It was a lil' ol' baby not no bigger than a squirrel.
Frank: A girl or a boy?
Karl Childers: It was a little ol' boy.
Frank: You threw it in the trash barrel?
Karl Childers: Well that didn't seem right to me, so I went in the shed and got me a shoe box and emptied out all the washers and nuts and screws and whatnot that were in it and I takened the little fellar and put him inside the box and buried him right there in a corner of the yard. That seemed more proper to me, I reckon.
Frank: Was it still alive when you buried it?
Karl Childers: I heared it a-cryin' through that box.
Frank: That don't seem right. Seems like you would have kept him and taken care of him if he was your brother.
Karl Childers: I wasn't but 6 or 8. I don't reckon I knew what to do. I didn't know how to care for no baby. My mother and father didn't want him and they learned me to do what they told me. These days I reckon it's better to give him back to the Good Lord anyhow.
Karl: [on the phone] Yes, ma'am. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two... It's a lil' ol' white house on the corner of Vine Street and some other street. There's a pick-up truck out front that says "Doyle Hargraves Construction" on it. Doyle said besides sending the police, you might wanna send an ambulance or a "hearst". I'll be sitting here, waiting on ye.
It's gotta be tough to use some of these quotes often during everyday conversations... SMH.
We really should change tl;dr to tl;tl (too long; too lazy).tl;dr
tl;drWe really should change tl;dr to tl;tl (too long; too lazy).
Fast Times at Ridgemont HighHas anybody seen Mike Hunt?
Extra credit to anyone who know what movies these are from.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
I did'nt know it had to be a one word movie. It was a quote from fast time though right?Close, but it's from a one word tile movie. Not quite the classic as Fast Times!
Grease?Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?
Steady on...these boys are not refined!
Extra credit to anyone who know what movies these are from.
Porky'sHas anybody seen Mike Hunt?
Steady on...these boys are not refined!
Extra credit to anyone who know what movies these are from.
Sounds like we need @heelbent to check whether you and @TarHeelNation11 are sharing an IP address.Never seen it
Porky's
"ain't nothing wrong with this car, boss..."Right on the first one! That "classic" known as Porky's! Featuring one Alex Karras!
Any idea on the 2nd quote? Film set in New Orleans.