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Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Izzo!

Izzo who?

Izzo and 5 against the Heels in the tourney! 😂

Full disclosure as college coaches go, I actually like and respect Tom Izzo quite a bit. I think he was / is pretty good friends with Roy / Hubs
 
Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Izzo!

Izzo who?

Izzo and 5 against the Heels in the tourney! 😂

Full disclosure as college coaches go, I actually like and respect Tom Izzo quite a bit. I think he was / is pretty good friends with Roy / Hubs
Yea it’s weird how certain schools seem to have other schools number in various sports despite no real separation in success. Kansas currently seems to have ours in bball. Ga tech in football.
 
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Yea it’s weird how certain schools seem to have other schools number in various sports despite no real separation in success. Kansas currently seems to have ours in bball. Ga tech in football.
I know a lot of people (including me) wondered whether Mich St belonged in this tourney given their full year body of work. But the two games in the tourney, they've played like easily a top 4 seed (13-16 seed overall), maybe even a top 3 seed (9-12 overall). We needed really good effort and good shooting from the 10 minute point on in first half to keep them from coming back. Mich St will end up being better than some teams in the S16. Looking at you, NC St.
 
Why was Jesus hungover on mon?
cause he got hammered over the weekend
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my mom said that when she was pregnant with me, she was frightened by a broken record...


fortunately, it didn't affect me...affect me...affect me...affect me...
 
Two black guys walking down the street one has ninety eight cents the other a dollar . They see a business advertising will turn you white for 99 cents. one says I’ll go in if it works I’ll give you the penny, dude goes in, Comes back out a few minutes later white as a loaf of bread. other dude says wow it works. Give me that penny. Dude says get a job Nigga
 
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Theres a steward a teacher, a lawyer, and a priest standing together on a sinking ship. The steward says “we gotta get to the lifeboats” the teacher says “wait we gotta get the kids” the lawyer says “fuk the kids” the priest says
do we have time?
 
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Let's go into the "you can't say that" realm.

Why couldn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She had trouble with her concentration
 
What was the pirate's favorite programming language?
you'd think R, but they really love the C
 
We’ve recently had a big uproar in the hood about some coyote sightings. So it didn’t seem a coincidence when my neighbor installed a fake coyote in his yard. I figured maybe it’s an attempt to keep real ones away although people use them to keep other critters away as well. It’s very realistic and makes you look twice even after driving by a dozen times and knowing it’s fake. Well anyway this morning I drove by around 6 and there was a real coyote humping it.
 
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