OOTB's Political Thread . ..

[prlyles]

ALL THE WITNESSES: Ok we all agree. This is what happened.

REPUBLICANS: None of you were in the room!

BOLTON: *raises hand* Well I was in the...

REPUBLICANS: Who asked you?! Shut up! You’re a liberal pawn!

BOLTON: Um... I’m actually I’m a lifelong Republican and I was literally Trump’s national security advi...

REPUBLICANS: Shut your mustache! Somebody bring back the first national security advisor.

FLYNN: *in orange jumpsuit* Hey sorry guys I’m in jail lol.

REPUBLICANS: What? Why?

FLYNN: For lying to the FBI about the Russia investigation.

REPUBLICANS: Well what idiot told you to do that?!

FLYNN: The Pres...

REPUBLICANS: Shut up! No one believes either of you!

KELLY: *raises hand* I believe them. And I was Trump’s Chief of sta...

REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Let’s talk to the current chief of staff. Who is he?

MULVANEY: *raises hand* It’s me. Sort of. Well, I'm the act...

REPUBLICANS: Shit. Never mind.

PARNAS: *raises hand* I was also in the room. In fact, here’s a cell phone video of the President saying that...

REPUBLICANS: Wait, what?! How in hell did you sneak a cell phone into a meeting with the President?

PARNAS: It was easy I just walked right in and...

REPUBLICANS: Shut up! You’re a criminal!

PARNAS: Correct. So I just walked right into...

TRUMP: I don’t know him.

PARNAS: And here’s 500 pictures of me with the President because we’re besties.

REPUBLICANS: Wait... What idiot introduced you to the President??

PARNAS: His personal lawyer.

REPUBLICANS: Cohen??

COHEN: *also in orange jumpsuit* Hey no sorry guys I’m in jail too. Oops.

REPUBLICANS: Why?

COHEN: For campaign finance violations.

REPUBLICANS: Whose campaign?

COHEN: The Pres...

REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Who was the campaign chair??

MANAFORT: *also in orange jumpsuit* Yeah. Me. Also in jail. Heyyyy.

REPUBLICANS: IS EVERYBODY IN JAIL?!?

PARNAS: It was Giuliani.

YOVANOVITCH: Giuliani! That’s the guy who had me fired from my job!

REPUBLICANS: Who are you??

YOVANOVITCH: I was the ambassador to Ukraine.

REPUBLICANS: Wait, you had her fired? Do you work for the government??

GIULIANI: Nope. But I figured no one really follows any rules around here so...

REPUBLICANS: Well who is the ambassador to the European Union??

SONDLAND: *raises hand* It's me. I was also in the roo...

REPUBLICANS: F@$&!!!

PUTIN: *rubs his bare chest*

 

[prlyles]

And on the topic of the stock market. Trust me, some on this board know nothing about the market.

 

[dadika13]

And on the topic of the stock market. Trust me, some on this board know nothing about the market.

Why should we trust you? You running a trading desk out of the back of the store?

 

[Heels Noir]

not sure this surprising to anyone here
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/31/us/politics/trump-bolton-ukraine.html

News like that will be revealing itself right up until November. I can't wait to see the next big scandal yet to come.

 

[Heels Noir]

for starters, Kushner wasn’t kicked out of the Navy and arrested with a crack pipe.

That's correct. He was kicked out of the Navy and arrested with a dude's pipe in his crack.

 

[Heels Noir]

hahaha, yep ... suck it Trump Haters. enjoy the next 5 years.

You might be getting ahead of yourself. With the Pubes thumbing their noses at 75% of the American public, word has it there is a better chance than ever that the Democrats will take control of the Senate in 2020 just as they did the House in 2018. A year from now they could be in control of the House, Senate, and the White House. Suck on that.

 

[toophly1124]

 

[cletusnow]

You might be getting ahead of yourself. With the Pubes thumbing their noses at 75% of the American public, word has it there is a better chance than ever that the Democrats will take control of the Senate in 2020 just as they did the House in 2018. A year from now they could be in control of the House, Senate, and the White House. Suck on that.

Up for another bet?

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

A year from now they could be in control of the House, Senate, and the White House. Suck on that.

They certainly could be. It's a significant underdog for anyone willing to put money on it, but yes, it could happen.

 

[Heels Noir]

You still living in the woods, toophless? We haven't seen you in a while.

 

[UNC '92]

You still living in the woods, toophless? We haven't seen you in a while.

"The woods" is a strange way to refer to your mom's vag, but yeah, that's where he's been living.

 

[Heels Noir]

"The woods" is a strange way to refer to your mom's vag, but yeah, that's where he's been living.

Wow, you're a hoot! And they say dumb people have no sense of humor.

 

[UNC '92]

Wow, you're a hoot! And they say dumb people have no sense of humor.

I've never heard anyone say it before.

 

[UNC71-00]

You might be getting ahead of yourself. With the Pubes thumbing their noses at 75% of the American public, word has it there is a better chance than ever that the Democrats will take control of the Senate in 2020 just as they did the House in 2018. A year from now they could be in control of the House, Senate, and the White House. Suck on that.

Want to put another $100 on a wager that this doesn't happen?

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

I'd get in on that wager as well. Noir seems to like even money for long shot outcomes.

 

[Heels Noir]

I've never heard anyone say it before.

That's because they're talking behind your back, you big dummy.

 

[heelmanwilm]

I think we’ll see unprecedented voter turnout this election due to how polarized everyone is. If the dems had someone moderate they would do well. But i dont see anyone like that except gabbard and i dont think the dem power structure would allow her to be nominated similar to how they treated bernie.

 

[heelbent]

 

[cletusnow]

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[strummingram]

I think we’ll see unprecedented voter turnout this election due to how polarized everyone is. If the dems had someone moderate they would do well. But i dont see anyone like that except gabbard and i dont think the dem power structure would allow her to be nominated similar to how they treated bernie.

Why do you think there will be unprecedented turnout?

 

[UNC71-00]

Why do you think there will be unprecedented turnout?

because everyone loves a winner and can’t wait to vote for BDD

 

[tarheel0910]

Turnout only matters in the swing states. If every voter in CA and NY showed up to vote for the dem nominee, it wouldn't matter. And unprecedented turnout can only happen if the youth vote shows up. Let me know when that happens.

 

[strummingram]

because everyone loves a winner and can’t wait to vote for BDD

What is BDD?

 

[dadika13]

What is BDD?

If it's "Big Dick Donald" can we ban him?

 

[bleeduncblue]

You might be getting ahead of yourself. With the Pubes thumbing their noses at 75% of the American public, word has it there is a better chance than ever that the Democrats will take control of the Senate in 2020 just as they did the House in 2018. A year from now they could be in control of the House, Senate, and the White House. Suck on that.

The same "word has it" that Trump had a snowball's chance in hell of becoming POTUS .... okay bro.

 

[bleeduncblue]

I think we’ll see unprecedented voter turnout this election due to how polarized everyone is. If the dems had someone moderate they would do well. But i dont see anyone like that except gabbard and i dont think the dem power structure would allow her to be nominated similar to how they treated bernie.

plus, the economy. even the biggest Trump haters know how good things are going and many of them hate hate hate him - but wont roll the dice on screwing things up just bc he's a douce bag.

 

[bleeduncblue]

You might be getting ahead of yourself. With the Pubes thumbing their noses at 75% of the American public, word has it there is a better chance than ever that the Democrats will take control of the Senate in 2020 just as they did the House in 2018. A year from now they could be in control of the House, Senate, and the White House. Suck on that.

I'm willing to give you 5 to 1 odds on a $20 bet .... are you down? worst case you lose $20 and i ridicule you for being such an ignorant emotional moron.

 

[uncboy10]

I think we’ll see unprecedented voter turnout this election due to how polarized everyone is. If the dems had someone moderate they would do well. But i dont see anyone like that except gabbard and i dont think the dem power structure would allow her to be nominated similar to how they treated bernie.

Tulsi isn’t even close to being a moderate. It’s funny how people keep calling her one even though her platform is almost identical to Bernie’s. Must be the hair

 

[tarheel0910]

Tulsi isn’t even close to being a moderate. It’s funny how people keep calling her one even though her platform is almost identical to Bernie’s. Must be the hair

I'd vote for her just because she told Clinton to **** off.

 

[heelmanwilm]

Why do you think there will be unprecedented turnout?

Cause theres a shitload of dem voters that didnt vote last election and they know that enabled trump
To win. But the repubs know that and will turn out in droves as well to offset that.

 

[heelmanwilm]

Turnout only matters in the swing states. If every voter in CA and NY showed up to vote for the dem nominee, it wouldn't matter. And unprecedented turnout can only happen if the youth vote shows up. Let me know when that happens.

If the dems that voted for obama had showed up to vote for hillary she would be pres right now. I have a feeling they’ll be back this go round.

 

[UNC71-00]

If it's "Big Dick Donald" can we ban him?

you cannot but you can place a wager against him

 

[dadika13]

you cannot but you can place a wager against him

I think he’s going to win and have bets with my friends on him. So, no thank you.

 

[heelmanwilm]

you cannot but you can place a wager against him

I’ll bet against him winning that nobel prize he cherishes.

 

[tarheel0910]

Democrats just can't get out of their own way. They should easily win this election, but they are finding every way possible to make sure they lose.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/02/02/berniesanders-campaigniowa-results-110318

 

[UNC71-00]

Democrats just can't get out of their own way. They should easily win this election, but they are finding every way possible to make sure they lose.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/02/02/berniesanders-campaigniowa-results-110318

1) they shouldn’t easily win this election. Things are going great for almost all voters. Hell, even @uncboy10 has a job.

2) the Democrats have always been a party of special interests and even more so now.

3) their best candidate is an 80 year old heat attack surviving curmudgeon who is hated by every other Democrat who doesn’t support him.

other than that your analysis is spot on

 

[tarheel0910]

1) they shouldn’t easily win this election. Things are going great for almost all voters. Hell, even @uncboy10 has a job.

Trump is an unpopular, impeached president who constantly puts his foot in his mouth. It should be an easy win, but...

2) the Democrats have always been a party of special interests and even more so now.

3) their best candidate is an 80 year old heat attack surviving curmudgeon who is hated by every other Democrat who doesn’t support him.

and you've only listed two of the unforced errors. There's many, many more.

 

[strummingram]

"...a beautif-you-would-look!"

 

[dadika13]

Trump thinking the Chiefs played in Kansas is pretty comical.

(yes, we all know there is also a Kansas City, KS but the Chiefs don't play there and no one is ever referring to that city when talking about Kansas City sports teams, BBQ, etc.)

 

[heelmanwilm]

Trump thinking the Chiefs played in Kansas is pretty comical.

(yes, we all know there is also a Kansas City, KS but the Chiefs don't play there and no one is ever referring to that city when talking about Kansas City sports teams, BBQ, etc.)

Well he thought alabama was on the atlantic coast as well. He would do himself a great service to just stay the hell off twitter