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what is a "hooker and blow lobbyist"? Don't hookers and blow pretty much sell themselves, without any "blow(n) assist"? (I'll show myself out).

Thread derail. Its what I do.

They do indeed. However, the current administration promised us constituents free hookers and blow, which have yet to be delivered. These fine lobbyists are just trying to make sure campaign promises don’t go unchecked, and they won’t stop until there is a woman with low self esteem in every bed, and some candy in every nose, so help them God!
 
Register your dog as a service dog just to take it out in public and not really need it for that purpose.

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You can buy "service dog" stuff at WalMart. People try to bring them in the store all the time and I send them right back out unless they are real service dogs.

It's just as easy to register them and make it official. Took us 5 min then the official card/paperwork came in a week.
 
Pass in a residential area, when double yellow lines are on the road, and the car you're passing (me) is doing the speed limit!
 
You get in the express lane ( if your grocery store has one) with way more than the allowed # of items. 11 in a 10 is acceptable, but not 20!
 
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You get in the express lane ( if your grocery store has one) with way more than the allowed # of items. 11 in a 10 is acceptable, but not 20!

I see this all the time at my local Publix. I'm fine with 11 or 12, but people show up with 15-20 items and it just makes me shake my head. I'll add on to this and say people who wait until the cashier is finished ringing up their items before they even start to search for their card. Inevitably, I get stuck behind the 80-year-old blue hair that waits and then takes 5 minutes to fish the card out of her gigantic purse. Are you telling me that you can't have your payment ready?
 
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I see this all the time at my local Publix. I'm fine with 11 or 12, but people show up with 15-20 items and it just makes me shake my head. I'll add on to this and say people who wait until the cashier is finished ringing up their items before they even start to search for their card. Inevitably, I get stuck behind the 80-year-old blue hair that waits and then takes 5 minutes to fish the card out of her gigantic purse. Are you telling me that you can't have your payment ready?

It's like they don't realize they have to pay!
 
I see this all the time at my local Publix. I'm fine with 11 or 12, but people show up with 15-20 items and it just makes me shake my head. I'll add on to this and say people who wait until the cashier is finished ringing up their items before they even start to search for their card. Inevitably, I get stuck behind the 80-year-old blue hair that waits and then takes 5 minutes to fish the card out of her gigantic purse. Are you telling me that you can't have your payment ready?
This. Except instead of a card they usually have a few dollar bills and little loose change that they rummage around in their purse for - to try fo find exact change and after a few minutes they realize they don’t have enough change and they pay with s $20.

People wanting to pay with cash or check should be shunned to a single register furthest from the exits.
 
I see this all the time at my local Publix. I'm fine with 11 or 12, but people show up with 15-20 items and it just makes me shake my head. I'll add on to this and say people who wait until the cashier is finished ringing up their items before they even start to search for their card. Inevitably, I get stuck behind the 80-year-old blue hair that waits and then takes 5 minutes to fish the card out of her gigantic purse. Are you telling me that you can't have your payment ready?
That “look” from the customer gets me every time. Like. “What? What do you want me to do now? Oh , so this is the point where I need to pay for the stuff this time? I didn’t see that coming!”
 
People wanting to pay with cash or check should be shunned to a single register furthest from the exits.

Absolutely. Go slow down everyone who clearly wants to be slowed down, and leave the rest of us to get the hell out of there as soon as possible.

They should let (require) you to swipe for payment while the person is ringing them through. Then you just have to accept the final total amount once done. Would speed things up.
 
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Absolutely. Go slow down everyone who clearly wants to be slowed down, and leave the rest of us to get the hell out of there as soon as possible.

They should let (require) you to swipe for payment while the person is ringing them through. Then you just have to accept the final total amount once done. Would speed things up.
That is how it works lots of places now I assume. Costco for sure. Costco kills it at customer service, convenience, and ringing people up and moving high volume out the door quickly
 
The Falcons are doing away with cash payments. If you have cash they make you use a reverse ATM and get a card before you can pay.

Genius. They probably prefer everyone does the reverse ATM so they don't have to pay the interchange fees on a normal credit card, but still get the quicker transactions and less chance of theft/error losing them money.
 
Absolutely. Go slow down everyone who clearly wants to be slowed down, and leave the rest of us to get the hell out of there as soon as possible.

They should let (require) you to swipe for payment while the person is ringing them through. Then you just have to accept the final total amount once done. Would speed things up.

This is how Publix does it. As soon as the cashier rings up the first item I swipe, or insert, my card. I usually then bag my own items because there aren't any bag boys and I just want to get out of there.
 
You are in the checkout line behind me, but you get all up in my space when I’m still conducting my payment transaction. It’s as if these people think I’m gonna enter my PIN faster when they are standing next to me! The last time this happened to me I looked up at the dude and said “oh so you want to pay for mine too?”
 
You are driving in front of me and begin moving over into the middle turn lane, but you take about a half mile to ease your ass over into the lane and I can’t get by you. Just get in the DAMN lane already so I can go!
 
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