Someone buying cigarettes and beer with their EBT card .. then they whip out cash and buy $100 worth of scratch off tickets.
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Stupid part about that scenario is you end up right behind the douche bag at the next stop sign/light. "Congrats bro."
If you spoil the outcome of a movie or recorded game for someone who hasn't saw it
I’m the guy sitting down who holds his hand up to protect his face from getting smashed by the idiot’s bag when it inevitably falls
How about the people who tailgate the right laners, trying to make them go the speed they're going?! Patience people!
This example works better if you were in the right lane. Some jackass did this to me a couple months ago while I was in my RV, and I was very tempted to just monster-truck his little sedan.
You dont understand why the cashier wont take your 25 cents off coupon and by god you’re gonna die on that hill regardless if you’re holding up everyone else.
...you walk across the street in front of me like you just had a bottle of Quaaludes.
You would think @UNC71-00 would do some technology upgrades to the place.
You allow your bratty children to run around the restaurant screaming while other patrons are trying to eat.
Amen. My wife and I avoided restaurants when we had small children even though I would have beat their asses if they misbehaved.
It's amazing how much your perspective changes on this issue once you have kids. It used to bug the hell out of me when I would go out to eat and there was a baby crying and screaming. Now I don't even notice it half the time.
this also applies to the old cubicle farm... unless multiple people need to converse with your caller, then use the handset or get a damn headset for your phone calls
A meme I saw today reminded me of this:
You deserve a beating if you go to the gym or health club to "lift weights" and you camp out on the shared equipment used for weight training - for a half hour social media (read, text, like, etc) session. Then you give a person a glare if they ask if they can work in.
Drives me nuts. I just want to steal and crush these people's phones. Except for the fact that music is usually stored and played on phone devices frequently now, I wish smart phones were banned from gyms and health clubs. At least banned from weight lifting / shared machines areas.
You deserve a beating if you go to the gym or health club to "lift weights" and you camp out on the shared equipment used for weight training - for a half hour social media (read, text, like, etc) session. Then you give a person a glare if they ask if they can work in.
Drives me nuts. I just want to steal and crush these people's phones. Except for the fact that music is usually stored and played on phone devices frequently now, I wish smart phones were banned from gyms and health clubs. At least banned from weight lifting / shared machines areas.
You see ... it’s better if you just don’t go to the gym at all.
2 lane highway through the country. In this case Hwy 97 from US 29 to Atmore AL, 55 is the speed limit and you're behind several cars going between 55 & 60, here comes a big sweeping curve with DOUBLE yellow lines (2) and you pass the last car in the line (me). Atmore and 4 lanes is about 10 minutes away! You can't wait?!
Its that time of year!! As an educator, this is how every year I've taught has ended.
You install shaded lenses over your tail lights
So me and the wife decided to spend the day mon with friends in their community pool. Theres this one kid ten or eleven who non stop would scream “cowabunga” (who says that anymore?) jump in the pool right on top of us, pop up with his arms flailing and scream “i’m drowning dad, i’m drowning!” Then get out, run full speed around the pool and do it again. Over and over and over. No matter where we moved he kept jumping in on top of us. For at least an hour. Finally i had enough. He popped up after jumping in inches from me and opened his mouth wide for a gulp of air...and i shoved with both hands a huge wave of water right into his mouth and he sucked it right in his lungs. Course he had a melt down and had to be “saved” by his clueless dad. They then left and everyone applauded and i took a bow.
I’m in a line of cars in the left lane being held up by some dumbass who wont move over. You decide to pass a bunch of us on the right then try to muscle your way in at the last sec to get around a car in your lane. I’ll let you ram right into me before letting you in.
Here's something I've seen around Charlotte more and more lately.
There is one line of cars waiting on a red light and another line waiting from the opposite direction. As soon as the light turns green, a car turning left guns it and cuts in front of the oncoming line of traffic, forcing the lead car to brake to avoid a collision.
My 2003 Xterra could use some front end work, so I'm just waiting for somebody to try this shit with me.
There is one line of cars waiting on a red light and another line waiting from the opposite direction. As soon as the light turns green, a car turning left guns it and cuts in front of the oncoming line of traffic, forcing the lead car to brake to avoid a collision.
My 2003 Xterra could use some front end work, so I'm just waiting for somebody to try this shit with me.
I can't hate on people for that move. That's a pro move that I use frequently. But you shouldn't do it. It's only for us extra important people.
Cant believe i missed this one so far as much as i have to deal with it
If you drive a fuking golf cart on a rd with 35mph traffic
If you drive a fuking golf cart on a rd with 35mph traffic
I look forward to T-boning you and your family.
“The Pittsburgh left ... is also referred in various locales as a Boston left, Massachusetts left, Rhode Island left, Jersey left, and New York left."
I should've known. Damn Yankees.
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