Drive 10 below the speed limit, and then punch it when the light turns yellow so that YOU make it thru, but I don't.
Drive 10 below the speed limit, and then punch it when the light turns yellow so that YOU make it thru, but I don't.
This makes me want to murder somebody. It's especially a problem when it's at one of those lights that turns quickly when nobody moves.Or hesitate before going when the light turns green making everyone behind you catch the light again! This one always gets me riled up.
Order the most expensive thing on the menu just because you know someone else is picking up the check.
Any of you guys travel for work? All the mf'ing frequent flyers jockeying for position w bags ready blocking the entrance to get on the plane! I was guilty of this for years, but now "Move!"
I do not understand why everyone is in such a rush to get on the plane as soon as possible. You're gonna be in your undersized seat with too little legroom for the next couple of hours anyway; why are you in a hurry to spend an extra 15 or 20 minutes in that spot? You're not getting off the ground any faster. I'm perfectly happy to chill in the terminal while everybody else gets herded aboard, and be the last one to slide into my seat as they close the door behind me.
And then as soon as the plane stops at its destination and the chime goes off, everybody jumps out of their seat just to stand in place, some of them with their heads bent at an angle under the luggage bins. You know you aren't going anywhere for at least 5-10 minutes, right?
Not beating-worthy, but just makes me shake my head at the herd mentality every time I fly.
I agree with all of this - the only caveat is I worry a bit about being last on and not having a place for my one piece of overhead luggage, and the hassle of having a flight attendant check it, then waiting to get it after landing and hoping somehow it didn't get lost / misrouted.I do not understand why everyone is in such a rush to get on the plane as soon as possible. You're gonna be in your undersized seat with too little legroom for the next couple of hours anyway; why are you in a hurry to spend an extra 15 or 20 minutes in that spot? You're not getting off the ground any faster. I'm perfectly happy to chill in the terminal while everybody else gets herded aboard, and be the last one to slide into my seat as they close the door behind me.
And then as soon as the plane stops at its destination and the chime goes off, everybody jumps out of their seat just to stand in place, some of them hunched over with their heads bent at an angle under the luggage bins. You know you aren't going anywhere for at least 5-10 minutes, right?
Not beating-worthy, but just makes me shake my head at the herd mentality every time I fly.
Mickey D's is strongI only do this when I’m expensing it. My billion dollar company can afford me having a steak.
McRib-eye?Mickey D's is strong
Teach children to agree with YOUR political opinions instead of teaching them to think for themselves.
You know @dadika13 will try to steal this to get off the fry line right?McRib-eye?
I'm like this 99% of the time...the 1% where I understand getting on the plane first is a super packed flight with limited overhead space so I don't have to gate check. It's rare but if I see the seat map is full, I'll try to get on with the others in group 1-2. If not, then I'll just have another beer and wait til the last group is boarding.
I never check a bag and have the perfect carry on to fit all my stuff. Gate checking because idiots take up all the overhead with huge bags is beating worthy.
Pro tip: if the overhead space is filling up as you're boarding, don't try to put your carry on above you. Put it in the first available spot you can find on the way to your seat. Then as you deplane, you can grab it as you go by.I'm like this 99% of the time...the 1% where I understand getting on the plane first is a super packed flight with limited overhead space so I don't have to gate check. It's rare but if I see the seat map is full, I'll try to get on with the others in group 1-2. If not, then I'll just have another beer and wait til the last group is boarding.
I never check a bag and have the perfect carry on to fit all my stuff. Gate checking because idiots take up all the overhead with huge bags is beating worthy.
Or an elevator before all have departed....you try to get on the train before everyone else has gotten off of it.
eh - I prefer the people that try to cram and jam and force a 3 foot wide carryon into 2 feet of overhead space....then look at the flight attendant with a "what can I possibly do?" look.Pro tip: if the overhead space is filling up as you're boarding, don't try to put your carry on above you. Put it in the first available spot you can find on the way to your seat. Then as you deplane, you can grab it as you go by.
eh - I prefer the people that try to cram and jam and force a 3 foot wide carryon into 2 feet of overhead space....then look at the flight attendant with a "what can I possibly do?" look.
...or the guy/gal pulled by the cop that stops halfway off the 8 lane highway when the paved shoulder is 12 feet wide, just to be dick because they got pulled over.You park in a moving lane of traffic but think it’s okay because you put your hazard lights on.
F’ing tourists, amirite?This happened last night
We’re in a long line at flaming amy’s burrito barn. Now the whole time you’re in line you’re staring at a huge menu on the wall. So these tourist bitches directly in front of me have been gabbing the whole 15 min it took to finally get to the register only to ASK FOR A PAPER MENU SO THEY CAN SPEND ANOTHER 5 MIN FIGURING OUT WHAT THEY WANT!!!!
Yep; own your mistake and drive on to the next road/exit, turn around and go back. Don’t make everyone else suffer the consequences of your mistake.YOu realize you’re in the wrong lane for a turn coming up so you stop in the middle of the fkng rd to try and get over.
Flaming Amy's. Mmmmmmmmmm!!!!!
I will definately try it next time I am in that area.Have you tried Nollie’s down at carolina beach? Might be the best tacos i’ve ever eaten. Place is a hole in the wall with like 3 tables.
somewhat related.....practically everybody deserves a beating because -...or the guy/gal pulled by the cop that stops halfway off the 8 lane highway when the paved shoulder is 12 feet wide, just to be dick because they got pulled over.
...or wait to talk until you load up your big mouth full of food.You chew with your mouth open
YOu realize you’re in the wrong lane for a turn coming up so you stop in the middle of the fkng rd to try and get over.