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On a local fb yard sale page someone put bear traps up for sale. The things that snap shut on an animals leg to hold them til the trapper shows up usually days later to put them out of their misery. I had no idea such things were still legal but they are. You deserve one helluva beating if u use them.
When I was younger, I enjoyed hunting. Trapping wasn't my thing. Neither is deer hunting with dogs. If it's for survival, then anything goes. But for recreational trophies hunting, then no
Bob Ross wasn't a fan of trappers either... skip to 22:50, and then read the comments.
Related: You stand there for 3 minutes watching the cashier ring up your order at the grocery store (or anywhere, really), and then spend another 30 seconds rummaging around in your purse for your cash or your card KNOWING THAT YOU WERE GOING TO NEED IT FOR THE PURCHASE ANYWAY NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT TOTALED.
or even worse... someone that still writes checks, and they don't pre-fill the store name, date, sign it, etc. while waiting for their items to be wrung up.
You deserve a beating if you’re still watching Carolina basketball games this season
or they hold up everyone arguing with the cashier over the .30cents off coupon that the store wont take after ringing up $200 in groceries
...if you think the speakers at a concert are for you to put your drink on. Idiot.
When you’re at a concert and people are packed against the stage but you feel entitled to forcibly wedge yourself in at the front.
When you reach over someone sitting at the bars shoulder to try and get the bartenders attention
Sounds like @heelmanwilm had to kung fu some asses at the ac/dc chick cover band show. 
While I agree this is exceedingly awkward, not sure how people who aren't sitting at the bar are supposed to get a drink otherwise when the bar seating is full. Most bars don't have a designated area for this.
Yea it’s a tough call. Fri night we sat at a crowded bar and this guy literally leaned on me reaching over to rest his hand on the bar for several minutes. Finally I offered to get his drink for him to get his hot breath outta my ear. I took his money and got Him his two PBR’s and tipped 30%.
Anecdotally, a designated service area CAN work. The local brewery here has a bar with a (very slightly) recessed center area where there are no stools, and that's where you're intended to order and pay. You can certainly get served sitting at the stools on either side but people actually do form a line behind the center area rather than spreading out along the bar and reaching over. In fact they usually form a line even when there's nobody in the stools.
This is a 2 parter...
1st, you nearly hit my car with your shopping cart in the Costco parking lot. And 2nd you're too ****en lazy to take your cart to the cart return and you just leave it in the parking lot.
1st, you nearly hit my car with your shopping cart in the Costco parking lot. And 2nd you're too ****en lazy to take your cart to the cart return and you just leave it in the parking lot.
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...if I can still smell your perfume or cologne 5 minutes after you leave the room. Double beating if it's something cheap.
Well, it's two days after the election and all those candidates who told me how much they cared about the environment still haven't taken down the yard signs, a/k/a eye trash, that they placed all over town. Beatings for all of them.
Patchouli. And it's the scent of the Devil. Kids that wear it should get a beating. Adults that wear it should be drawn and quartered.
Oh yeah, that's gotta be it. Not sure if it bothers everyone else - I know I can't handle certain aromas- but that shit makes me retch.
ETA: looks like it bothers everyone else too. LOL
Pretty sure he's talking about Sex Panther by Odeon.
It's made with bits of real Panther, so you know it's good.
Yeah - this one is real tough. I'm 6'3'' so I can stand behind and make eye contact with the bartender but for a girl who is 5'3'', I can see that being impossible. I think going with the verbal "hey, can I just squeeze next to you to grab a drink real quick?" is the way to go with this one. Acknowledge that you know it sucks but you'll get your drink and be out.
This brings up another beating worthy offense...any type of verbal or hand raise to get a bartenders attention. Bartenders HATE this and I think it is impossible for someone to do this without coming off looking like an asshole. You go for eye contact then once you get eye contact you can maybe do a very subtle gesture that you're looking for a drink.
Then what do you do? Wait until they feel ready to take my order? As the customer, I'm always right and that includes me waving my hand and hollering, if need be.
With that said though, I did mention that I have perfected this move so that I do not offend and I get taken care of quickly. It's difficult, but I've been at this for quite some time. The only advice is this, and I'm sure you guys know this: give an obscene tip on your first drink if you plan to be there a while.
If you’re hoarding toilet paper. Wtf is that all about? Are people really that stupid that they think we won’t have access to toilet paper in the future due to the virus?
I bet Charmin executives think those people deserve a pat on the back.
My daughter was in grocery store yesterday and said there wasn't a roll to be found. And then she saw multiple cars in the parking lot with back seats full of TP. Those fools need a face punch.
Yep. Greedy bastages like this need their "just reward".At the 1:35 mark, when the interviewer asks whether he's sorry and he says no....
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