I’m eating lunch in my car and parked in the corner of a vacant parking lot for some peace and quiet. Some SOB just pulled up and parked right next to me. Gonna beat his ass as soon as I finish this sammich.
tourist move
I’m eating lunch in my car and parked in the corner of a vacant parking lot for some peace and quiet. Some SOB just pulled up and parked right next to me. Gonna beat his ass as soon as I finish this sammich.
On a local fb yard sale page someone put bear traps up for sale. The things that snap shut on an animals leg to hold them til the trapper shows up usually days later to put them out of their misery. I had no idea such things were still legal but they are. You deserve one helluva beating if u use them.
When I was younger, I enjoyed hunting. Trapping wasn't my thing. Neither is deer hunting with dogs. If it's for survival, then anything goes. But for recreational trophies hunting, then noOn a local fb yard sale page someone put bear traps up for sale. The things that snap shut on an animals leg to hold them til the trapper shows up usually days later to put them out of their misery. I had no idea such things were still legal but they are. You deserve one helluva beating if u use them.
Trapping wasn't my thing.
lololololBob Ross wasn't a fan of trappers either... skip to 22:50, and then read the comments.
Related: You stand there for 3 minutes watching the cashier ring up your order at the grocery store (or anywhere, really), and then spend another 30 seconds rummaging around in your purse for your cash or your card KNOWING THAT YOU WERE GOING TO NEED IT FOR THE PURCHASE ANYWAY NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT TOTALED.You stand in line at the restaurant for 5 minutes gabbing with your girlfriends, then you get to the counter and take another 5 minutes to place your order because you didn’t bother to figure out what you wanted WHILE YOU WERE ALREADY WAITING IN LINE.
This shit makes me homicidal. At least they paid on a single ticket.
or even worse... someone that still writes checks, and they don't pre-fill the store name, date, sign it, etc. while waiting for their items to be wrung up.Related: You stand there for 3 minutes watching the cashier ring up your order at the grocery store (or anywhere, really), and then spend another 30 seconds rummaging around in your purse for your cash or your card KNOWING THAT YOU WERE GOING TO NEED IT FOR THE PURCHASE ANYWAY NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT TOTALED.
Bob just casually threw that in there, didn't he?lolololol
You deserve a beating if you’re still watching Carolina basketball games this season
or even worse... someone that still writes checks, and they don't pre-fill the store name, date, sign it, etc. while waiting for their items to be wrung up.
Taking a beating more like itYou deserve a beating if you’re still watching Carolina basketball games this season
When you reach over someone sitting at the bars shoulder to try and get the bartenders attention
While I agree this is exceedingly awkward, not sure how people who aren't sitting at the bar are supposed to get a drink otherwise when the bar seating is full. Most bars don't have a designated area for this.When you reach over someone sitting at the bars shoulder to try and get the bartenders attention
While I agree this is exceedingly awkward, not sure how people who aren't sitting at the bar are supposed to get a drink otherwise when the bar seating is full. Most bars don't have a designated area for this.
Preferred stock....if I can still smell your perfume or cologne 5 minutes after you leave the room. Double beating if it's something cheap.
Patchouli is my guessWhile we're at it.... Whatever that weird smelling shit that hippy-types wear - you deserve a beating for wearing that vomit-inducing shit.
While we're at it.... Whatever that weird smelling shit that hippy-types wear - you deserve a beating for wearing that vomit-inducing shit.
Oh yeah, that's gotta be it. Not sure if it bothers everyone else - I know I can't handle certain aromas- but that shit makes me retch.Patchouli is my guess
Pretty sure he's talking about Sex Panther by Odeon.Patchouli is my guess
It's made with bits of real Panther, so you know it's good.Pretty sure he's talking about Sex Panther by Odeon.
Yea it’s a tough call. Fri night we sat at a crowded bar and this guy literally leaned on me reaching over to rest his hand on the bar for several minutes. Finally I offered to get his drink for him to get his hot breath outta my ear. I took his money and got Him his two PBR’s and tipped 30%.
This brings up another beating worthy offense...any type of verbal or hand raise to get a bartenders attention. Bartenders HATE this and I think it is impossible for someone to do this without coming off looking like an asshole. You go for eye contact then once you get eye contact you can maybe do a very subtle gesture that you're looking for a drink.
I bet Charmin executives think those people deserve a pat on the back.If you’re hoarding toilet paper. Wtf is that all about? Are people really that stupid that they think we won’t have access to toilet paper in the future due to the virus?
My daughter was in grocery store yesterday and said there wasn't a roll to be found. And then she saw multiple cars in the parking lot with back seats full of TP. Those fools need a face punch.If you’re hoarding toilet paper. Wtf is that all about? Are people really that stupid that they think we won’t have access to toilet paper in the future due to the virus?
At the 1:35 mark, when the interviewer asks whether he's sorry and he says no....
Yep. Greedy bastages like this need their "just reward".At the 1:35 mark, when the interviewer asks whether he's sorry and he says no....