And I think that your poasting history should be all the proof that anyone needs that you are not a man, period. You're a child. And frankly, it's laughable that someone that plays cover songs behind a chain link fence for peanuts has the audacity to attempt to evaluate others' taste.
As far as craft beer, I like it too. But I'm not trying to impress anybody with my beer choices, least of all you. But I get it. You probably have worked very hard on your hipster image. Lemme guess, you have a really long beard that you and your craft beer drinking friends think is hilariously awesome. And y'all sit around and smoke American Spirit cigarettes and talk about what zany tattoo you're gonna get next. But I think you'll probably grow out of all that once you've become a member of the real world where you have to work and pay taxes.
When you have children, your opinion on what child abuse is will matter. Until then, we will all view your poast in the same light that we would view a teenager yelling at mom and dad because he got the car taken away from him for the weekend - "What you're doing to me is child abuse - CHILD ABUSE, I say!".
No one said you were going to hell. By Mike quoting that passage, he's saying there is indeed a hell and there is the devil. And while he probably would say nonbelievers are going there, he hasn't said that in this thread. And if he were to share his personal views, it would be just that - that nonbelievers are going to hell - nothing specific directed towards you. He wouldn't be nasty about it because he probably couldn't give two shits what happens to you. I know I don't.