OOTB's Political Thread . ..

[Heels Noir]

Wow, just brilliant, blue. You and Hark should team up.

 

[bluetoe]

How can you think for others when you have a hard enough time thinking for yourself, poopsie?

whooooaaaa, @Heels Noir delivering the high voltage !!!!!



I hope @gunslingerdick is OK.

 

[Heels Noir]

whooooaaaa, @Heels Noir delivering the high voltage !!!!!

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I hope @gunslingerdick is OK.

Uh-oh, don't look now, Captain NyQuil, but you're becoming boring and pointless again.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .

 

[UNC '92]

Someone get '92 a band-aid.

I just hope you are OK after this. I regret handling you so rough.

 

[Heels Noir]

I just hope you are OK after this. I regret handling you so rough.

It appears you got the worst of it.

 

[bluetoe]

Wow, just brilliant, blue. You and Hark should team up.

aren't you paying attention, Cleopatra? We're ALL teaming up.

Except on your side I mean. Your OOTB idol @blazers must be on vacation. Even @prlyles is treating you like you have cooties.

 

[bluetoe]

Uh-oh, don't look now, Captain NyQuil, but you're becoming boring and pointless again.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .

wowie, zinger...

 

[UNC '92]

It appears you got the worst of it.

Actually, no. You did. Just like here, you didn't know your place.

 

[Heels Noir]

aren't you paying attention, Cleopatra? We're ALL teaming up.

Except on your side I mean. Your OOTB idol @blazers must be on vacation. Even @prlyles is treating you like you have cooties.

That's the difference between us, blue. You and your fellow weak-minded cohorts desperately need each other to lend moral support and affirming "likes" and thumbs up. I don't need that sissy crap.

Suck it, losers.

 

[bluetoe]

Today's puzzle: Find the following inbred cousins, poopslinger, bluetoe, '92 blows, and transplant in the Trump rally photo below:

today's challenge: find @Heels Noir in this picture....

 

[Heels Noir]

Actually, no. You did. Just like here, you didn't know your place.

That's a long-winded way of saying . . . something, I guess. Apparently you and blue subscribe to the same message board nonsense newsletter.

 

[Heels Noir]

today's challenge: find @Heels Noir in this picture....

 

[UNC '92]

That's a long-winded way of saying . . . something, I guess. Apparently you and blue subscribe to the same message board nonsense newsletter.

3 sentences and a picture are too much for you? And we're morons?

 

[Heels Noir]

3 sentences and a picture and we're morons?

That and the fact that you're such a dedicated Trump crotch remora.

 

[Archer2]

Okay, nancy, nice dress.

So much for your ability to learn anything. One of these days you're going to have to leave your mom's basement and grow up.

 

[gunslingerdick]

Someone get '92 a band-aid.

 

[Heels Noir]

So much for your ability to learn anything. One of these days you're going to have to leave your mom's basement and grow up.

And maybe someday you'll learn to put some pants on, nancy.

 

[Heels Noir]

From the MESSAGE BOARD FOR BEGINNERS COMPANION GUIDE, Tip # 29:

When you can't come up with a clever enough comeback, simply resort to the Lucy Van Pelt removing the football from would-be placekicker Charlie Brown. It may be a weak response, but it might suffice during times of panic and confusion.

 

[UNC '92]

That and the fact that you're such a dedicated Trump crotch remora.

Can't you keep up? Or get some fresh material? Where the hell are the rest of the liberals on ootb? It's not November yet, plenty of time before Covid lockdowns.

 

[UNC '92]

From the MESSAGE BOARD FOR BEGINNERS COMPANION GUIDE, Tip # 29:

When you can't come up with a clever enough comeback, simply resort to the Lucy Van Pelt removing the football from would-be placekicker Charlie Brown. It may be a weak response, but it might suffice during a time of panic and confusion.

Tip #1:

You have to be clever in the first place.

 

[Heels Noir]

Where are the hell is the rest of the liberals on ootb?

Play that funky gibberish, white boy.

 

[bluetoe]

That's the difference between us, blue. You and your fellow weak-minded cohorts desperately need each other to lend moral support and affirming "likes" and thumbs up. I don't need that sissy crap.

Suck it, losers.

the biggest difference between me and you is I'm not so concerned with being thought of as a sissy that I have to disclaim it in every other post.

 

[UNC '92]

Play that funky gibberish, white boy.

Have you ever noticed how when you kick a dog in the balls I spend the rest of the day licking them?

Suck those dirty balls, dog beater.

 

[pooponduke]

Did someone rename this the Personal Insult Thread?

 

[Heels Noir]

the biggest difference between me and you is I'm not so concerned with being thought of as a sissy that I have to disclaim it in every other post.

Trust me, that is nowhere near the biggest difference between you and I. It's like comparing a molehill to a mountain, sissy britches.

 

[bluetoe]

From the MESSAGE BOARD FOR BEGINNERS COMPANION GUIDE, Tip # 29:

When you can't come up with a clever enough comeback, simply resort to the Lucy Van Pelt removing the football from would-be placekicker Charlie Brown. It may be a weak response, but it might suffice during times of panic and confusion.

good point! During this time of your panic and your confusion, a weak response is all that's needed to keep you triggered. Yeeee Haaww!!!

 

[Heels Noir]

Did someone rename this the Personal Insult Thread?

I've been tying to work up a sweat and get my heart rate up all day, but nothing doing with this weak competition. I'm not even ready to hit the shower yet.

 

[bluetoe]

Trust me, that is nowhere near the biggest difference between you and I. It's like comparing a molehill to a mountain, sissy britches.

...he said, once again attempting to project his deep-seated uncertainty over his masculinity.

 

[Heels Noir]

...he said, once again attempting to project his deep-seated uncertainty over his masculinity.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .

 

[gunslingerdick]

Did someone rename this the Personal Insult Thread?

No. Apparently they renamed this thread the "kick- @Heels Noir -in-the-teeth" thread.

It immediately became a 5 star thread. Who knew?

 

[UNC '92]

No. Apparently they renamed this thread the "kick- @Heels Noir -in-the-teeth" thread.

It immediately became a 5 star thread. Who knew?

And since he's too dumb to stay away we'll have to rename it to the "make @Heels Noir gum your junk" thread tomorrow.

 

[Heels Noir]

From the MESSAGE BOARD FOR BEGINNERS COMPANION GUIDE, Tip # 3:

Any time the other posters are not paying you any attention, especially your rival, try resorting to the figurative use of physical violence such as "kick you in your teeth" as a last-ditch effort to sound like a badass, at least in your own mind.

 

[Heels Noir]

And since he's too dumb to stay away we'll have to rename it to the "make @Heels Noir gum your junk" thread tomorrow.

Damn, '92, that's some clever shit you're coming up with late in the day. You must be getting your second wind like most blowhards do at this hour.

 

[UNC '92]

You must be getting your second wind.

Is that what you call your mom giving me my afternoon blow? Aww, you got a name for it.

 

[Heels Noir]

Is that what you call your mom giving me my afternoon blow? Aww, you got a name for it.

No, that's what you call it, along with "child play" for when you're molesting the neighborhood kids or "male box" for when you're tossing some dude's salad.

 

[gunslingerdick]

No, that's what you call it, along with "child play" for when you're molesting the neighborhood kids or "male box" for when you're eating some dude's ass.

 

[UNC '92]

..."child play" for when you're molesting the neighborhood kids or "male box" for when you're eating some dude's ass.

Yikes. I hope you don't have access to kids or talk that way in front of them. Jesus I'm going to have to have a talk with your mother... after she finishes blowing me.

 

[Heels Noir]

Yikes. I hope you don't have access to kids or talk that way in front of them. Jesus I'm going to have to have a talk with your mother... after she finishes blowing me.

I guess I should have told you this sooner but that’s not my mother. That’s her identical twin brother who loves cross dressing. Enjoy!

 

[UNC '92]

I guess I should have told you this sooner but that’s not my mother. That’s her identical twin brother who loves cross dressing. Enjoy!

Damn, your whole family knows how to suck a mean one!

 

[gunslingerdick]

Maybe @Heels Noir should go with:

“You know, the jerk store called. They’re running out of you.”

It couldn’t possibly be any worse than his showing thus far.