OOTB's Political Thread . ..
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Uh-oh, don't look now, Captain NyQuil, but you're becoming boring and pointless again.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .
I just hope you are OK after this. I regret handling you so rough.Someone get '92 a band-aid.
It appears you got the worst of it.I just hope you are OK after this. I regret handling you so rough.
Actually, no. You did. Just like here, you didn't know your place.It appears you got the worst of it.
That's the difference between us, blue. You and your fellow weak-minded cohorts desperately need each other to lend moral support and affirming "likes" and thumbs up. I don't need that sissy crap.
Suck it, losers.
today's challenge: find @Heels Noir in this picture....Today's puzzle: Find the following inbred cousins, poopslinger, bluetoe, '92 blows, and transplant in the Trump rally photo below:
That's a long-winded way of saying . . . something, I guess. Apparently you and blue subscribe to the same message board nonsense newsletter.
3 sentences and a picture are too much for you? And we're morons?
So much for your ability to learn anything. One of these days you're going to have to leave your mom's basement and grow up.
From the MESSAGE BOARD FOR BEGINNERS COMPANION GUIDE, Tip # 29:
When you can't come up with a clever enough comeback, simply resort to the Lucy Van Pelt removing the football from would-be placekicker Charlie Brown. It may be a weak response, but it might suffice during times of panic and confusion.
Can't you keep up? Or get some fresh material? Where the hell are the rest of the liberals on ootb? It's not November yet, plenty of time before Covid lockdowns.That and the fact that you're such a dedicated Trump crotch remora.
the biggest difference between me and you is I'm not so concerned with being thought of as a sissy that I have to disclaim it in every other post.
Suck those dirty balls, dog beater.
Trust me, that is nowhere near the biggest difference between you and I. It's like comparing a molehill to a mountain, sissy britches.
good point! During this time of your panic and your confusion, a weak response is all that's needed to keep you triggered. Yeeee Haaww!!!
I've been tying to work up a sweat and get my heart rate up all day, but nothing doing with this weak competition. I'm not even ready to hit the shower yet.
...he said, once again attempting to project his deep-seated uncertainty over his masculinity.
No. Apparently they renamed this thread the "kick- @Heels Noir -in-the-teeth" thread.
It immediately became a 5 star thread. Who knew?
And since he's too dumb to stay away we'll have to rename it to the "make @Heels Noir gum your junk" thread tomorrow.
From the MESSAGE BOARD FOR BEGINNERS COMPANION GUIDE, Tip # 3:
Any time the other posters are not paying you any attention, especially your rival, try resorting to the figurative use of physical violence such as "kick you in your teeth" as a last-ditch effort to sound like a badass, at least in your own mind.
Any time the other posters are not paying you any attention, especially your rival, try resorting to the figurative use of physical violence such as "kick you in your teeth" as a last-ditch effort to sound like a badass, at least in your own mind.
Damn, '92, that's some clever shit you're coming up with late in the day. You must be getting your second wind like most blowhards do at this hour.
Is that what you call your mom giving me my afternoon blow? Aww, you got a name for it.
No, that's what you call it, along with "child play" for when you're molesting the neighborhood kids or "male box" for when you're tossing some dude's salad.
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Yikes. I hope you don't have access to kids or talk that way in front of them. Jesus I'm going to have to have a talk with your mother... after she finishes blowing me.
I guess I should have told you this sooner but that’s not my mother. That’s her identical twin brother who loves cross dressing. Enjoy!
Damn, your whole family knows how to suck a mean one!
Maybe @Heels Noir should go with:
“You know, the jerk store called. They’re running out of you.”
It couldn’t possibly be any worse than his showing thus far.
“You know, the jerk store called. They’re running out of you.”
It couldn’t possibly be any worse than his showing thus far.
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