You can believe it or don't, but if they had wrapped Trump in chains and put him in a padlocked iron coffin and dropped him in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean with him not having said a word, I would have been pissed off about the election once the numbers indicated the unbelievable.
That's a great idea but careful what you wish for, singing-the-blues. The jury is about to deliberate. 🤣
Speaking of those
unbelievable numbers, let's talk about 7,059,547, or the number of popular votes Trump lost by to Joe Biden. It's funnier than mere comedy after reading this particular tweet from Trump a few days ago:
There is no way to justify the unannounced RAID of Mar-a-Lago, the home of the 45th President of the United States (who got more votes, by far, than any sitting president in the history of our Country!)
That sounds good but doesn't mean much when you lose by 7,059,547 votes! 🤣🤣
For perspective, just how much is 7,059,547? Allow me to tabulate:
The population of Ireland . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5,012,150
plus
The population of Nebraska (including our transplanted village idiot) . . 1,961,504
plus
Kenan Stadium's capacity seating . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 51,000
plus
The number of Burger King employees nationwide . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23,248
plus
The average number of people we meet in a lifetime . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10,000
plus
The total number of players in the MLB . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 906
plus
The total number of players in the NBA . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 450
plus
A Southwest Airlines airplane capacity . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 189
plus
The number of Monkeypox cases currently in the state of Indiana. . . . . . . . . . . 80
plus
The number of all-time members of the Allman Brothers Band. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
equals . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
7,059,547
🤣🤣🤣
*Special thanks to Al Franken for the numbers.