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OOTB Carolina Basketball Discussion Thread

Got this from FSU's site posted by a duke fan. This is moo level stuff right here.

Since UNC is obviously not subject to the same rules as everybody else, I’m expecting several ACC members to look to jump ship to another conference under the excuse of not wanting to compete with somebody who will never be held accountable by the NCAA; they’ll gladly pay the exit fee in an attempt to find a more level playing field (because now that the specter of NCAA sanctions has been removed, UNC will cheat with impunity to win in EVERY sport). So don’t be surprised if Syracuse and Louisville try to join the Big Ten, while FSU and NC State (the Wolfpack have always been on the short end of the Carolina double standard just within the ACC) look to move to the SEC---it has always been expected that football would eventually force the creation of 4 superconferences of 16 teams each, and this capitulation by the NCAA in favor of UNC could be the impetus to start up another round of conference realignment....
 
@carolinablue34


Back a couple Days you said you were sick of puns.
I am a Little too but now I'll light you up for fun.
Keep repeating what I say means I got you on the run.
Spoke my name. You were finished. But I'm nowhere near done.

See everything's not Black and White. There are different shades of blue.
Some dark and devilish. Others pure bright sky and true.
My color's called Carolina and it looks good too.
Your color's called dookie. Even looks like Shittu.

A lot of times darker means sweeter juice.
Give me our light blue Berry over all those free shoes
Wearing 5 star dookies getting pine in their caboose.
You're on Pinson needles. I'm just getting loose.

I've been here celebrating and fellow fans have my back.
You've been on other boards getting way off track.
Now you're here busy showing the intelligence you lack.
Talking about blowing dudes Johnsons while you Felton K's sack.

Come on dude.

FREE POPCORN!

Alright, if we're going this route, bear with me because I'm white...

What are you even doing dude?
Trashing me or talking about food?
Claiming I'm a dookie with half a brain
You and the rest of radar are batshit insane

Love my Heels
Love the way it feels
When I'm busting your ass
Knocking you back down on the grass
We all know Roy doesn't accept cash

Every time I speak you're there
With your head full of hot air
Saying I root for the wrong shade of blue
I fart in the general direction of you

Hop off my Johnson and what I do
You're not impressing anyone with a lame rap tune
So take your sorry ass home you embarrassing tool
You're always acting a damn fool
So I'll just sit here and drink a beer
While I celebrate, because **** the NCAA, we're in the clear

Deuces
 
Alright, if we're going this route, bear with me because I'm white...

What are you even doing dude?
Trashing me or talking about food?
Claiming I'm a dookie with half a brain
You and the rest of radar are batshit insane

Love my Heels
Love the way it feels
When I'm busting your ass
Knocking you back down on the grass
We all know Roy doesn't accept cash

Every time I speak you're there
With your head full of hot air
Saying I root for the wrong shade of blue
I fart in the general direction of you

Hop off my Johnson and what I do
You're not impressing anyone with a lame rap tune
So take your sorry ass home you embarrassing tool
You're always acting a damn fool
So I'll just sit here and drink a beer
While I celebrate, because **** the NCAA, we're in the clear

Deuces
Honestly dude I loved it. Now if you can keep my name out of your mouth I'll leave you alone.
 
Alright, if we're going this route, bear with me because I'm white...

What are you even doing dude?
Trashing me or talking about food?
Claiming I'm a dookie with half a brain
You and the rest of radar are batshit insane

Love my Heels
Love the way it feels
When I'm busting your ass
Knocking you back down on the grass
We all know Roy doesn't accept cash

Every time I speak you're there
With your head full of hot air
Saying I root for the wrong shade of blue
I fart in the general direction of you

Hop off my Johnson and what I do
You're not impressing anyone with a lame rap tune
So take your sorry ass home you embarrassing tool
You're always acting a damn fool
So I'll just sit here and drink a beer
While I celebrate, because **** the NCAA, we're in the clear

Deuces


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Alright, if we're going this route, bear with me because I'm white...

What are you even doing dude?
Trashing me or talking about food?
Claiming I'm a dookie with half a brain
You and the rest of radar are batshit insane

Love my Heels
Love the way it feels
When I'm busting your ass
Knocking you back down on the grass
We all know Roy doesn't accept cash

Every time I speak you're there
With your head full of hot air
Saying I root for the wrong shade of blue
I fart in the general direction of you

Hop off my Johnson and what I do
You're not impressing anyone with a lame rap tune
So take your sorry ass home you embarrassing tool
You're always acting a damn fool
So I'll just sit here and drink a beer
While I celebrate, because **** the NCAA, we're in the clear

Deuces
That's pretty fly for a white guy.
 
Mav Rick is actually one of the few who isn't a brainless sycophant, even if he is intense.

I don't even know what Alan Blank is saying half the time. Probably some old screwball that somehow managed to figure out how to use a computer.

Maddrummer, Ned Cota, Dean for President, and moesm are also others that are complete nutjobs/idiots.

Hey shi#stick. You might want to keep my name out of your mouth before I knock it out of there. I've known you were a fu##wit since I first encountered you, but I've been raised not to make fun of the mentally deficient.
You aren't smart enough to be involved In most of these conversations, so you should just stop posting and concentrate on that pecker in your other hand. If you can find it.
 
Hey shi#stick. You might want to keep my name out of your mouth before I knock it out of there. I've known you were a fu##wit since I first encountered you, but I've been raised not to make fun of the mentally deficient.
You aren't smart enough to be involved In most of these conversations, so you should just stop posting and concentrate on that pecker in your other hand. If you can find it.

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Correct, asshole. Dangerous for you.
And just to get real, I know and have forgotten more about UNC hoops than your feeble pea brain could even hold. I've been a fan since I was old enough to watch, sat next to Worthy and Doherty in class, had beers with Perkins and Al Wood (do you even know who that is?), and been covered in blue paint on Franklin St in 1982. I've watched every game in the last 45 years.
Not that I really give a f##k what a pissant like you thinks, but you have no clue who you're talking to or what you're talking about.
Your next intelligent post will also be your first.
 
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Correct, asshole. Dangerous for you.
And just to get real, I know and have forgotten more about UNC hoops than your feeble pea brain could even hold. I've been a fan since I was old enough to watch, sat next to Worthy and Doherty in class, had beers with Perkins and Al Wood (do you even know who that is?), and been covered in blue paint on Franklin St in 1982. I've watched every game in the last 45 years.
Not that I really give a f##k what a pissant like you thinks, but you have no clue who you're talking to or what you're talking about.
Your next intelligent post will also be your first.

Wow, find someone who gives a shit, buddy boy.
 
It's pretty clear who the moron is here. As I said, keep my name out of your mouth. You need to shut that festering gob of yours, you're embarrassing yourself.
 
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