I was thinking a white LeBron, but better.
OOTB Carolina Basketball Discussion Thread
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Yeah, everyone has always compared him to Larry Bird. Gordon Hayward is just absurd. He's way better than that.
Going back to 1977, in the last 100 games UNC and dook have each won 50 times. And the total points are +2 for dook. That’s some unbelievable stats right there.
^^^ is why this game is a pick em. Doesn't matter the record or which team has a better ceiling in the tournament, it's anyone's game.
Good **** Nova, their fans are douchebags.Lookit St. John's...
Solid B-at-T's gif.Lookit St. John's...
I would totally B my L all over Audrey Hepburn's Ts. Well you know, not now. Back when she looked like that.
The following is a true story (I swear I'm not making this up)...
Two nights ago I had a dream where I was being attacked by a zombie... but it was a ROY WILLIAMS zombie! And as I'm trying to fight off the attack, I'm yelling shit like "What the hell are you doing?" and "What is wrong with you Roy Williams". Obviously yelling at a zombie does NO GOOD whatsoever.
So upon further review, it's pretty obvious that Roy will have his usual moments tonight with weird line-ups on the floor, or when he won't call a time-out and I'll be yelling that same shit at the TV - and getting the same results that yelling at a zombie will get you.... absolutely NOTHING.
I assume that Roy being a zombie is symbolic in that a zombie is hard to kill and not very adaptable, much like Roy is stubborn and somewhat inflexible in his philosophy?
But the only thing I can't figure out is why the Roy Williams zombie had a metal pole in one hand; basically a festivus pole. I hope that means we'll be celebrating some feats of strength tonight.
Two nights ago I had a dream where I was being attacked by a zombie... but it was a ROY WILLIAMS zombie! And as I'm trying to fight off the attack, I'm yelling shit like "What the hell are you doing?" and "What is wrong with you Roy Williams". Obviously yelling at a zombie does NO GOOD whatsoever.
So upon further review, it's pretty obvious that Roy will have his usual moments tonight with weird line-ups on the floor, or when he won't call a time-out and I'll be yelling that same shit at the TV - and getting the same results that yelling at a zombie will get you.... absolutely NOTHING.
I assume that Roy being a zombie is symbolic in that a zombie is hard to kill and not very adaptable, much like Roy is stubborn and somewhat inflexible in his philosophy?
But the only thing I can't figure out is why the Roy Williams zombie had a metal pole in one hand; basically a festivus pole. I hope that means we'll be celebrating some feats of strength tonight.
Strangely, this odd story has increased my confidence a little bit.
I don't know if this matters but the morning show that I was watching this morning was playing "Jump Around".
If you knew we were going to lose tonight, given the two options below, how would you want it to go down? Would you want to lead the whole game and have it stolen at the end a la Austin Rivers? Or would you want a beatdown with it over by half so you can check out early?
On the flip side, if you knew we were going win, how would you prefer to win it? They lead the whole game and we steal it at the end or a complete beatdown?
On the flip side, if you knew we were going win, how would you prefer to win it? They lead the whole game and we steal it at the end or a complete beatdown?
Let them steal it at the end. Makes us hungrier for round 2.
Beat the brakes off of those bitches. Create more turmoil in Derm.
Beat the brakes off of those bitches. Create more turmoil in Derm.
Mike gets mad cuz I jump all over those idiots and those comparisons.
Great money making opportunities tonight. Gonna let my winnings from the Clemson game ride.
I was looking through past scores and just realized that the last time we played an unranked Duke team was 1996 - that's pretty impressive.
I was looking through past scores and just realized that the last time we played an unranked Duke team was 1996 - that's pretty impressive.
I hope you lose everything you own.
No sane person would watch it if they knew ahead of time we would lose. If you're not going to watch, it doesn't matter how you lose.
While it would make me nervous, I'd prefer the steal it at the end result. Nothing like feeling good about the game for 39 minutes only to have it snatched away at the end.
I want to win 100-1 and the 1 coming from a Roy Technical telling Rat to GFY.
Definitely steal it at the end. Feels like Duke has done that a lot to us recently. One game in Chapel Hill comes to mind. Was it 2016?
Also.... to no one's shock, Moo goes down to VT last night. Looking past them to our game, obvs.
Only class for today got cancelled so I'm gonna work on being reallllllly sober by tip off.
It will suck if we lose tonight. But it’s gonna really be sucky if we get swept by those bovine-humping bastages.
If you bet on duke, I hope you lose and your family ends up poverty stricken for generations to come.
Just moved back actually. 15 minutes ago it was Duke +1, then it moved back to pick em.
That cotdam corksukker that went 7/7 against unc from 3 is 1/12 in games since
I have it at Duke +110 moneyline. Currently scrounging through couch cushions and under seats in my car for every last penny I can find to throw on it.
If you do this board is going to be broke.
Broke and thrilled about it.
